Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Tank Top (AOP)
$21.72
This eco-friendly unisex tank is made from 100% recycled polyester, but don’t worry—it still feels like your favorite T-shirt and handles sweat, fur, and park-side drama like a pro. It’s regular fit, but your dog will still make you look extra.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : breathable eco dog lover fashion, dog mom unisex tank top, funny recycled polyester shirt, lightweight pet parent apparel, sarcastic sleeveless style
The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Tank Top (AOP) is made for maximum comfort, minimal effort, and mid-walk paparazzi moments. Crafted from 100% recycled polyester, this tank is breathable, lightweight, and has a cotton-soft hand feel—meaning it’s perfect for when you want to feel cute and feel like you’re doing your part for the Earth (and for dog fashion).
It has a regular fit that works for anyone—from the pup-chasing sprinter to the porch-sitting snack whisperer. Bonus? The stitching thread color automatically matches your design, which means your style coordination is handled—just like your dog when you finally found a leash that works.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Recycled Polyester: Durable, lightweight, quick-drying, and good for the planet. That’s right—you AND your tank are eco-friendly icons.
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Cotton Hand-Feel: Feels like cotton, performs like polyester—just like you feel like a professional trainer but perform like a distracted snack giver.
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Regular Fit: Not too clingy, not too boxy. Just right for chasing dogs, balls, or a moment of peace.
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Reinforced Stitching: Stitched strong for real-life movement—like hauling your dog out of that suspicious mud puddle.
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Sewn-In Size & Care Label: No itchy surprises, no flapping tags, no awkward neck scratching during conversations.
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Smart Thread Matching: Seam threads automatically match the design so you stay fly, even if your dog’s rolling in questionable things.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because this tank’s been through more than your last relationship:
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Machine wash cold, inside out (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach (tie-dye is not always a vibe)
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Drip dry, like a dramatic soap opera exit
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Iron low if needed (but wrinkles are a personality)
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Do not dry clean (you’re chill, not Chanel)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Extra Spicy: You walk fast, talk faster, and still remember every dog’s name on your block.
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S – Small But Alpha: The treats are organized, the leash is color-coded, and the energy is powerful.
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M – Middle of the Mayhem: Balanced and bold, like your dog’s “totally normal” social skills.
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L – Loud and Leash-Trained: You run the walk, the playlist, and the group chat.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Built for chill walks and intense snack negotiations.
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2XL+ – Two Dogs, No Problem: Maximum room, maximum comfort, maximum cuddle storage capacity.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with shorts, shades, and a confident walk like you’re not 100% being dragged down the street. It’s great for summer strolls, beach days, or shouting “He’s friendly, I swear!” while trying to untangle your own legs.
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