Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Sweatshirt
$35.87 – $38.35
Meet your new emotional support sweatshirt. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Sweatshirt is the cozy cuddle buddy you didn’t know you needed—made with 80% cotton, 20% polyester, and 100% judgment-free lounging power. Whether you’re walking the dog, chasing them down the street, or just pretending to be productive, this stylish fit keeps you warm, soft, and looking like you have your life together (even if you’re covered in fur and snacks).
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Cozy Canine Couture, dog mom fashion, fur-covered couture, unisex sweatshirt sass, woof-worthy wardrobe
Introducing the sweatshirt that says, “Yes, I own more lint rollers than shoes—and I’m proud of it.” The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Sweatshirt is the perfect wardrobe staple for any human whose wardrobe (and heart) is covered in fur. Crafted from a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, this medium-heavy champion of coziness is here to snuggle you harder than your dog after hearing the treat bag crinkle.
With its stylish fit and ribbed-knit resilience, it’s made for strutting through life like the park is your runway—even if you’re just walking to the fridge. Bonus: It won’t stretch out after one dramatic couch flop.
Key Features:
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80% cotton, 20% polyester: The dynamic duo of softness and stretch—like peanut butter and tennis balls.
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Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd²): Feels like a hug. From your dog. Who pays rent.
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Ribbed knit collar and side seams: Because structure matters—even when your life revolves around belly rubs.
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Tear-away label: Comfort is queen; itchy tags are cancelled.
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Stylish fit: Casual enough for errands, fitted enough to not look like you gave up.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Tumble dry low, and never bleach (unless you enjoy chaos).
- Iron with low heat—like your dog judging your life choices from across the room.
- Do not dry clean; your dog doesn’t approve of that level of formality.
Size Guide:
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XS – For those who share snacks and hoodies with their chihuahua.
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S-M – Snug but ready for couch yoga and drive-thru adventures.
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L-XL – Built for layering and lifting 60lb lap dogs.
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2XL-5XL – For ultimate lounging, oversized cuddles, and dramatic twirls during walk time.
Pro Tip: Layer this with a messy bun, latte in hand, and a leash dragging behind you while your dog does zoomies in public. Voilà—instant TikTok fame and neighborhood admiration.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.77 Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.13 30.31 31.50 Sleeve length, in 25.59 26.18 26.77 27.36 27.95 -
$27.22 – $33.27