Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Stonewash Tank Top

Sun’s out, arms out—and this tank top understood the assignment. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Stonewash Tank Top brings vintage vibes and dog-parent practicality to the table (or the dog park). With raw-edge armholes and a stonewashed finish, this sleeveless wonder says, “Yes, I work out,” whether or not you actually do.

Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk combed cotton and light enough to make you forget you’re sweating through a game of “Chase Me Because I Swallowed a Sock,” this tank is perfect for gym grinds, beach hangs, and strutting past dog-less peasants with your pup in tow.

✨ Key Features:

• Stonewashed Finish: Gives it that effortlessly cool, slightly rebellious “I didn’t try but I still look amazing” vibe. Like your dog after destroying a pillow.

• Raw Armhole Edges: Cut-off style says “I could bench press a corgi,” even if you only carry pup-cups and chew toys.

• 100% Combed Cotton: Soft, smooth, strong—basically like your dog, minus the drool.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the seams and your fashion credibility. No more stretched-out collars from yanking your shirt over post-walk messy hair.

• Double Needle Hem: Built to last through laundry, dog hair attacks, and spontaneous fetch tournaments.

• Ribbed Collar: Bounces back better than your dog’s memory of bath time.

• Regular Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy. Just right for showing off your muscles and your loyalty.

🧼 Care Instructions:

For when your tank’s been loved, licked, or rolled in:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach (it’s already perfectly distressed, like your nerves)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron low if needed (optional: just wear it wrinkled like your dog’s bulldog face)

• Do not dry clean (save the drama for your next vet bill)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Sporty Squirrel-Chaser: For those who prefer compact tanks and even more compact dogs.

• S – Small But Snarky: Can carry three leashes and an iced coffee with zero spills.

• M – Medium Mayhem Ready: Balanced. Grounded. Always covered in dog hair.

• L – Leash-Wielding Legend: Built for humans who walk big dogs and bigger personalities.

• XL – Extra Loyal Muscle Machine: Perfect for flexing… compassion, of course.

• 2XL – Two-Pup Powerhouse: More room, more comfort, more capacity to carry snacks for everyone.

💡 Pro Tip: This tank pairs best with flip-flops, mildly sunburnt confidence, and a dog that listens sometimes. Perfect for gym workouts, beachside sniffathons, or standing dramatically in the wind as you whisper “who’s a good boy?”

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