Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Softstyle™ Tank Top
$13.05
This semi-fitted cotton tank is your go-to for workouts, walkies, or just pretending you’ve got it all together while your dog sprints toward a squirrel. Sleeveless, stylish, and strong enough to survive a tug-of-war and three wash cycles a week.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom cotton tank, funny unisex sleeveless shirt, sarcastic casual fashion, semi-fitted pet parent top, softstyle dog lover apparel
This Dog Mom Fur Life Softstyle™ Tank Top by Gildan is the holy grail of sleeveless comfort—soft, lightweight, and semi-fitted to say, “I go to the gym,” even if your gym is chasing your dog around the house with a squeaky toy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (because you’re too good for scratchy shirts and bad energy), this tank’s high-stitch density makes prints pop and fur easy to lint-roll.
Whether you’re rocking it to the dog park, the gym, or while casually fake-laughing on a walk with your dog (who just pooped in front of your neighbor’s house again), this tank has your back—and your shoulders.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your dog’s ears. Yes, really. (Note: Sport Gray is 90/10 cotton/poly for added gray flair.)
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Lightweight Fabric (4.5 oz/yd²): Light enough for summer strolls, fetch flings, and emotional support ice cream sessions.
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Semi-Fitted Tubular Body: Snug without screaming, “I tried too hard.”
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High Stitch Density: A smooth canvas for high-impact dog art or equally high-impact sarcasm.
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Double Needle Bottom Hem: Durable enough for wash after walk, after chase, after “I sat in peanut butter again.”
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Self Fabric Necktape: No scratchy seams. No regrets.
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Tear Away Label: Rip it off like your dog rips up your throw pillows—fast and guilt-free.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because you already do enough cleaning:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach (unless tie-dye regret hits)
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Do not tumble dry (unless you want an accidental crop top)
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Iron low if necessary (but wrinkles add character)
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Do not dry clean (you’re casual, not couture)
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Small But Assertive: Knows exactly how to ask for pup cups and discounts.
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M – Mid-Walk Motivator: Strong, flexible, and covered in a fine mist of drool.
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L – Leash-Wielding Legend: Built for comfort, compliments, and mid-walk snack breaks.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Because chasing tail (yours or your dog’s) needs room to move.
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2XL – Two Treats, One Tank: Room for confidence, sass, and a kangaroo pouch full of dog toys.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with gym shorts, joggers, or jeans still dusted in dog hair. Great for workout days, laundry days, or any day you want to pretend your dog doesn’t rule your entire life (even though we all know they do).
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