Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Mineral Wash T-Shirt

Straight outta the ’80s and ready for a dog-walk runway, this Mineral Wash Tee is here to prove that fashion is cyclical—and dog hair is eternal. Made with 100% cotton and hand-dyed for that “I played bass in a garage band” vibe, it gives you comfort, vintage street cred, and the ability to say, “Yeah, this was intentional.”

Whether you’re chasing your pup down the sidewalk or just embracing your inner throwback, this shirt has the faded edge and sass to keep up with your lifestyle—and your leash.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton – Because your torso deserves to breathe between barking orders.

• Hand-Dyed Mineral Wash – No two tees are alike, kind of like your dog’s moods.

• Double-Needle Stitching – For when you tug it off at the end of the day like a WWE wrestler.

• Ribbed Seamless Collar – Stretches just enough when you regret that third dog treat (for you, not the dog).

• Vintage Look – Screams “cool” without trying. Actually, it screams nothing—it just knows it’s cool.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because you’re not throwing this baby in with your muddy dog towels:

• Machine wash cold (30C or 90F max)

• No bleach (not even emotionally)

• Tumble dry? Let’s not.

• No ironing—creases are part of the look

• Drycleaning? Darling, it’s not a tux.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small: Tail-waggingly fitted

• Medium: Casual enough to say “I have a dog AND a social life”

• Large: For the snack hoarders and oversized coffee cup holders

• 2XL: Because you deserve room to breathe, stretch, and dog-cuddle

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with ripped jeans, a leash in one hand, and iced coffee in the other. Bonus points if your dog’s name is something ridiculously human, like “Gerald.”

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