Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Long Body Urban Tee

Longer, louder, and blessed with just enough sass—this Long Body Urban Tee is here to elongate your silhouette and your dog-related street cred. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (because regular cotton just wasn’t fabulous enough), this tee features a rounded hem and drop tail, perfect for all-day lounging or chasing your furry overlord around the dog park. It’s the ideal tee for people who like their clothes comfy, their humor dry, and their pups spoiled.

Key Features:

• Long Body, Don’t Care: This tee is longer than your average shirt—perfect for dramatic exits or extra snack storage.

• Drop Tail Like a Pro: Rounded bottom hem with that high-fashion drop in the back—because your shirt should have more flair than your last Tinder date.

• Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: Only the finest, smoothest, most diva-approved cotton graces your skin.

• Side Seams: Helps the tee hold its shape, even when you’re losing yours during a surprise dog bath.

• Pre-shrunk: It won’t turn into a crop top after laundry day. (Unless that’s the look you’re going for.)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Tumble dry low (unlike your standards)

• Do not bleach (this isn’t 2003)

• Iron on low (if you’re feeling fancy)

• Do not dry clean (we both know you’re not doing that)

Size Guide:

• S: For people who say “just one dog” and mean it.

• M: Still thinks a second dog is a “maybe.”

• L: Can name 3 dog parks and 7 treat brands from memory.

• XL: Owns more dog outfits than human ones.

• 2XL: Fully committed to the dog life and not afraid to show it.

Pro Tip: This tee pairs perfectly with judgmental side-eyes at the dog park and an iced coffee you’ll forget on the roof of your car. Add it to your wardrobe and prepare to turn heads—mostly your dog’s, because treat time waits for no one.

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