Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Lightweight Long Sleeve Tee
Price range: $31.60 through $39.50
Made for walks that accidentally turn into sprints, this lightweight long sleeve tee wicks away sweat, shame, and the memory of your dog ignoring your recall command. With an athletic fit and tear-away label, it’s the go-to shirt for anyone who treats leash-handling like a competitive sport.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom activewear, funny moisture-wicking shirt, lightweight leash-wrangling tee, performance fashion for pet parents, unisex dog chase apparel
This isn’t just a long sleeve tee—it’s performance apparel for the real dog parent grind: surprise zoomies, mud-splash marathons, and leash tangles that defy physics. The Dog Mom Fur Life Lightweight Long Sleeve Tee is made with 100% moisture-wicking polyester, meaning it dries faster than your dog eats a dropped snack (which is, scientifically, immediate).
It’s extra light, ultra-durable, and fitted enough to say “I work out” without requiring any actual working out. Perfect for activewear, casual wear, or pretending you jog when you’re really just power-walking your overly enthusiastic golden retriever around the block.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester: Like your favorite towel… if it had sleeves and sarcasm.
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Extra Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd²): Featherweight comfort for heavy-duty dog mom duties.
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Athletic Fit: For a streamlined look that says “Yes, I chase things.”
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Direct-to-Film (DTF) Printing: Sharp, vibrant prints that survive your dog’s judgmental stare and your laundry machine.
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Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are for people who don’t know comfort—or love dogs.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat this tee better than your dog treats your throw pillows:
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Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach (even if your shirt witnessed a full mud puddle incident)
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Do not tumble dry—hang it up and feel productive
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Do not iron (wrinkles are just confident folds)
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Do not dry clean. That’s for gowns, not glory.
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – “Compact & Capable” Built for snack-carrying agility and stealthy couch sprints.
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S – “Snug with Sass” Just enough space for attitude and one emergency dog biscuit.
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M – “Medium Madness” Balanced for belly rubs, chase scenes, and coffee-fueled multitasking.
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L – “Long Sleeve, Large Vibes” You’ve got things to do and a dog to talk to about them.
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XL – “Extra Leash Drama Ready” Comfortable and judgment-free, just like your dog.
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2XL–4XL – “Bring on the Chaos, I’m Dressed for It” Airy, roomy, and emotionally prepared for anything… except the vet bill.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with leggings, sneakers, and a strong “yes, I meant to leave the house like this” energy. Add a leash, a squeaky toy, and a smug look for surviving another walk without stepping in anything regrettable.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.50 20.00 21.50 23.00 24.50 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 32.50 33.00 Sleeve length, in 33.25 34.00 34.25 35.50 36.25 37.00 37.75 38.50 -
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