Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey Tank

This Dog Mom Fur Life jersey tank fits like that one dog who insists on being the little spoon—snug, comforting, and impossible to let go. Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton so soft it makes clouds jealous, this tank is light, breathable, and runs true to size (unlike your dog when it sees a squirrel). Whether you’re pumping iron or pushing a stroller full of Shih Tzus, this tank is your go-to for summer, sass, and shed-free swagger.

And yes, depending on the color, it might contain cotton, polyester, or even rayon—but all versions are certified adorable.

✨ Key Features:

• With Side Seams: These tanks have side seams to keep their shape, unlike you after that “just one more treat” spiral.

• Self-Fabric Binding: The neck and armholes are finished with matching fabric, because consistency matters—just ask your dog who expects dinner at exactly 6:00 p.m.

• Airlume Cotton Magic: Solid colors are 100% cotton; blends vary, but softness remains. Basically, it’s like petting a golden retriever who does yoga.

• Retail Fit: Tailored enough to look intentional, but relaxed enough to pretend you didn’t just spill coffee on yourself.

• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are a crime—almost as bad as forgetting to say goodbye to your dog before leaving the house.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because real dog moms don’t dry clean:

• Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (because life happens)

• Tumble dry medium (just like your emotional state)

• Iron if necessary—but let’s be honest, it’ll probably go wrinkled

• Do not dry clean (this tank is down-to-earth like your corgi)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Xtra Small, Xtra Fierce: Built for humans who carry the weight of the world—and a Yorkie—in their arms.

• S – Small and Sassy:For those who are compact but command attention like a barking chihuahua in a tile hallway.

• M – Medium Mischief: Balanced, breezy, and ready to match your dog’s chaotic energy.

• L – Large and Leading the Pack: Great for tall drinks of water who can still get excited over paw-shaped pancakes.

• XL – Extra Love, Extra Room: Made for comfort, confidence, and maybe a snack pouch or two.

• 2XL – Two Times the Tail Wags: Big fit energy for dog lovers who don’t do anything halfway—not even cuddles.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with dog slobber, a messy bun, and the illusion that you’re “just going on a short walk” (which somehow ends at a pup-cup drive-thru). Ideal for dog park flirtations, Instagram reels, and emotionally bonding with strangers over poop bags.

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