Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey T-Shirt

Meet the t-shirt that says, “I have fur on everything I own—and I’m proud of it.” The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey T-Shirt is what happens when comfort meets canine devotion. Crafted with ridiculously soft cotton and stitched to survive dog hair, slobbery kisses, and surprise zoomies, this shirt is your new everyday go-to. Whether you’re chasing your pup at the dog park or showing off your “clean” house that’s secretly 40% fur, this tee’s got your back—and front.

Key Features:

• 🐾 Ridiculously Lightweight Fabric – Like a cloud. A fashionable, dog-approved, tail-wagging cloud.
• 🐾 Retail Fit = Chill Perfection – Not too tight, not too loose—Goldilocks would approve.
• 🐾 Crew Neck, Classic Sass – Pairs well with dog slobber and overpriced lattes.
• 🐾 Tear-Away Label – Because your neck deserves better than a scratchy tag.
• 🐾 Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton – Feels like a belly rub for your torso. Heathered colors play nice with polyester too!

Care Instructions:

• 🧼 Machine wash cold (dog hair is optional)
• 🚫 Do not bleach (your pup may protest)
• 🔥 Tumble dry low like your pup’s self-esteem when you say “no treats”
• 🧺 Iron on low—unless you’re into crinkled chaos
• ❌ No dry cleaning—we keep things casual, like your dog’s manners

Size Guide:

• XS (Extra Small): For the dainty dog lover or the teen who thinks oversized is a lifestyle.

• S (Small): Slim, trim, and ready for those dog park sprints.

• M (Medium): The Goldilocks of fits—not too tight, not too loose, just right for walkies and wine.

• L (Large): For those who like space to breathe, snack, and cuddle 70-lb lap dogs.

• XL (Extra Large): Comfy, roomy, and ready for lounging with your pup and 12 streaming platforms.

• 2XL (Double Extra Love): Because hugs, like t-shirts, should come with extra space.

• 3XL–4XL: Built for big love, big snacks, and big fur-covered feels.

🧵 Fit Tip: This tee is a retail fit—snug in all the flattering places but still lets you raise your arms for enthusiastic dog-waving.

Pro Tip: Layer it under a flannel, tie it in a knot, or just wear it with yesterday’s dog hair still on it. No judgment—your dog still thinks you’re a fashion icon. Plus, this tee’s breathable enough for both walks of shame and walks with your Shih Tzu.

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