Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a lifestyle statement, a cotton-clad battle cry for those who’d rather talk to their dog than attend another Zoom meeting. With a lightweight fit that’s breezier than your last awkward work call, and a V-neck that screams “I care… but like, casually,” this tee was made for walking (the dog) and talking (about the dog).

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Goodness: Like hugging a cloud made of responsible fabric. Soft, smooth, and slightly judgmental toward polyester.

• Retail Fit, Real-Life Attitude: Fitted just enough to look polished but not so tight you can’t eat nachos while wearing it.

• V-Neckline: The Neck’s Red Carpet Moment: Because round necks are so last kennel club.

• Tear-Away Label: Rip it off like a wax strip—goodbye irritation, hello liberation!

• Fair Labor, Full Sass: Crafted under no-sweatshop, full-swag conditions. Karma + comfort in one washable form.

Care Instructions:

• Wash warm (like your pup’s cuddles).
• Tumble dry low (like your standards after 9pm).
• No bleach.
• No dry cleaning—this shirt isn’t that high-maintenance, unlike some toy poodles we know.

Size Guide:

Because one size does not fit all—unless you’re a sock.

• XS – For those who still fit into high school jeans and probably have a Chihuahua in their purse.

• S – Small but mighty, like your dog when the mailman shows up.

• M – The “I’ll share fries but not my hoodie” size.

• L – For comfy days and big opinions (mostly about dog treats).

• XL – Built for lounging like your Labrador after five zoomies.

• 2XL – Roomy enough for snuggles, snacks, and full-on couch domination.

• 3XL – More space, more style, more dog hair real estate.

Pro Tip: Pair it with a leash, a latte, and a thousand unsolicited stories about your dog’s latest existential crisis. Instant personality upgrade.

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