Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Hooded Zip Sweatshirt
$50.83
Built for dog moms who carry tennis balls, biscuits, and the weight of the world (or at least a 60-pound lab mix) on their shoulders, this zip-up hoodie is your ticket to cozy, fleece-lined glory. With a regular fit, kangaroo pockets, and a fabric blend softer than your pup’s belly, it’s the ultimate armor against cold walks and colder neighbor gossip. Zips like a dream, wears like a snuggle.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Dog Mom Hoodie, fleece for fur lovers, Funny Pet Apparel, sarcastic sweatshirt, zip-up pawfection
Ever been personally victimized by winter weather during your dog’s 4th walk of the day? Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Hooded Zip Sweatshirt, a snuggle-meets-style essential crafted for the noble task of belly-rubbing and bone-fetching in below-freezing temps. Made with a 50/50 blend of combed ringspun cotton and polyester, this fleece-lined fortress of fabulousness gives you warmth, durability, and just enough street cred to make the neighborhood dogs wag in envy. Bonus? It zips—because nobody has time to yank a hoodie over a bun full of dog treats.
Key Features:
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50% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 50% Polyester: Soft like a golden retriever’s belly, strong like your resolve not to adopt a fifth rescue.
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With Side Seams: Keeps the shape longer than your last new year’s resolution.
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Brushed Fleece Interior: As cozy as your dog sleeping directly on your freshly folded laundry.
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Hood with Self-Colored Drawstring: Pull tight to block wind—or the judgment of childless joggers.
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Metal Zipper: Sturdy enough to survive zoomies, tug-of-war, and your dog’s noble attempts at undressing you mid-walk.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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No bleach—save that drama for your dog’s white fur.
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat (you fancy)
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Do not dry clean. Even your hoodie has boundaries.
Size Guide:
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XS – For humans smaller than your average golden doodle.
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S – Snug, but you can still chase squirrels.
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M – The “Goldilocks” of hoodies—just right.
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L – Roomy enough for snacks, keys, and emotional baggage.
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XL – Like a warm hug that says, “You are a good dog mom.”
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2XL – Cozy meets couture. Because your love (and layers) knows no bounds.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with dog hair, muddy paw prints, and a latte you never got to finish. Voilà! You’ve got the official Dog Mom winter uniform. Bonus style points if your dog is wearing a matching outfit—they didn’t ask for it, but fashion is sacrifice.
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