Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt Made in US
Price range: $89.70 through $133.97
This hoodie is softer than your dog’s belly and tougher than a toddler on a sugar high. Made in the USA (so your patriotism stays cozy), it’s got a classic fit, a kangaroo pocket for your existential dread (or dog treats), and a hood perfect for ignoring responsibilities. Warning: may cause sudden urges to adopt more dogs.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine cuddle couture, Dog Mom Hoodie, heavy fabric hilarity, made in USA fashion, unisex sweatshirt
Ready to rep your dog obsession in premium, paws-itively patriotic style? This heavyweight hoodie isn’t just a cozy closet staple—it’s a soft, fluffy love letter to both canine devotion and American craftsmanship. Made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. (cue fireworks and a slow-motion tail wag), this unisex sweatshirt is tough enough to survive the dog park, yet soft enough for a cuddle sesh on the couch. And thanks to its pre-shrunk fabric, it won’t magically morph into a crop top after one wash.
Key Features:
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80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: The cozy blend you didn’t know your dog fur-covered body needed. Smooth. Strong. Surprisingly resistant to peanut butter stains.
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Double-Lined Hood with Drawstring: Because one layer isn’t enough to shield you from the judgmental stares of cat people.
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Front Muff Pocket: Holds your phone, your keys, your dog’s emergency treats… and probably some mystery lint from 2019.
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1×1 Ribbed Cuffs & Hem with Spandex: Like yoga pants for your wrists—stretches when needed, hugs when you least expect it.
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Classic Fit: Not too baggy, not too tight—just right for chasing your dreams or your dog down the street.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
- Tumble dry low (unlike your expectations),
- Do not bleach (unless it’s your hair),
- Iron low if necessary (but honestly, who’s got time?),
- Do not dry clean (your hoodie doesn’t need a spa day).
Size Guide:
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Small – For petite pup lovers or those who still believe in portion control.
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Medium – For the average dog mom/dad living their best “fur parent” life.
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Large – For those who like room to layer, snack, and breathe.
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XL – 4XL – For anyone who’s ever said, “It’s not oversized, it’s a lifestyle.”
Pro Tip: Pair it with a leash in one hand, coffee in the other, and a dog that only listens when bacon’s involved. Instant influencer.
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