Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Oversize Tee

Calling all dog moms, dads, and unapologetic oversized tee collectors! This Dog Mom Fur Life Heavy Oversized Tee is basically a wearable hug made of 100% cotton and pure laid-back attitude. With enough room to comfortably snuggle your dog and your existential dread, it’s the ultimate statement in cozy rebellion. Oversized? Yes. Overdramatic? Always. Whether you’re walking your pup, binge-watching dog rescue videos, or pretending to be productive, this tee has you comfortably covered. Literally.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton: Strong, soft, and smoother than your dog’s “oops I chewed your shoes again” apology eyes.

• Heavy Fabric (7 oz): Built like your emotional support blanket but in shirt form.

• Wide Fit: Roomy enough to house your dog, your snacks, and your feelings.

• Dropped Shoulders: Because regular shoulders are so last season. Slouch in style.

• Classic Crewneck: The neckline equivalent of “I woke up like this” — casually cool.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Wash with similar colors (no shade-mixing, please)

• Non-chlorine bleach, only if you really must

• Tumble dry low — your shirt deserves gentle heat

• Iron low heat (but skip the printed part unless you want abstract art)

• Do not dry clean (your dog won’t judge the wrinkles)

• Keep away from fire — unless you’re ready to start a fashion wildfire

Size Guide:

• XS–S: For petite dog lovers and teens who raid their parent’s closet.

• M–L: For the average hooman with above-average style.

• XL–2XL: Because extra love needs extra fabric.

• 3XL–5XL: For those living large, lounging harder, and repping paws in XXL glory.

Pro Tip: Pair this oversized tee with leggings, bike shorts, or just your dog and a dream. Works great as a sleep shirt, snack-fetching uniform, or that one piece of clothing you “accidentally” wear three days in a row. No judgment. You’re a fashion icon. A comfy, dog-loving fashion icon.

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