Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Faded Tee
$38.98
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee is soft, oversized, and has more relaxed vibes than your dog after three zoomies and a snack. With a vintage fade and boxy fit, it’s basically the fashion version of “I can’t come out, my dog’s on my lap.”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : boxy fit dog parent tee, funny faded dog mom tee, heavyweight cotton dog shirt, oversized pet lover fashion, vintage style fur mama shirt
Meet the heavyweight champion of your wardrobe. This Unisex Faded Tee doesn’t just serve vintage vibes—it delivers dog park dominance with a boxy, oversized fit that says, “Yes, I look this relaxed on purpose.” Made from 100% carded cotton, this tee has the softness of a freshly bathed pup and the chill factor of someone who definitely didn’t just yell “DROP IT!” three times in public.
Each tee is garment-dyed after it’s sewn, so no two are exactly alike—just like your dog’s moods before and after snacks. With dropped shoulders and double-needle stitching, it’s comfy, sturdy, and ready for the runway… or the backyard.
🧵 Key Features:
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100% Carded Cotton – Breathable, cozy, and ready to be worn 3 days in a row.
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Heavyweight Fabric (7.1 oz) – Because some of us like our shirts like we like our dogs: solid and huggable.
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Boxy, Oversized Fit – Built for layering, lounging, and sneakily hiding dog treats.
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Dropped Shoulders – Slouchy on purpose, like your posture after a 4-hour Zoom.
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Garment-Dyed Finish – That perfectly faded look that says “I’ve had this shirt forever (but I haven’t).”
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Double-Needle Stitching – Like emotional resilience, but for seams.
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Ribbed Collar – Holds its shape better than your willpower at the pet store.
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Tear-Away Label – Rip it off like your dog rips squeakers out of toys.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because fabulous tees (and fur babies) require a little TLC:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach only (this shirt already has character)
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Tumble dry low (or hang like laundry royalty)
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Iron (on low heat if needed)
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Do not dry clean (unless you also monogram your dog’s bed)
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – Compact and chill, for those who still carry their dog like a baby.
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Medium (M) – Balanced and boxy, like a snack-stuffed treat bag.
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Large (L) – Roomy enough for spontaneous naps and suspicious paw prints.
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Extra Large (XL) – For max comfort and arm-flapping during zoomie encouragement.
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2XL – Loose, breathable, and judgment-free. Like your ideal friend.
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3XL – Big tee energy. Pairs best with coffee, chaos, and leash burns.
💡 Pro Tip: Rock it with biker shorts, a tote bag full of treats, and that “Yes, I am the Alpha” energy. It also doubles as a wearable nap blanket when your dog refuses to sleep alone. You’re welcome.
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