Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top

Whether you’re pumping iron or just pumping peanut butter into a Kong toy, the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top has your back (and your armpits). Made from 100% preshrunk cotton (a.k.a. “no dryer drama”), this classic-fit tank is the wardrobe MVP for gym rats, couch potatoes, and leash-wielding superheroes alike.

It’s got sturdy banded neck and armholes to keep its shape—even when you’re chasing your dog through a parking lot in flip-flops. It’s casual, comfy, and built to survive a day in the life of a pet parent (so basically, the Hunger Games).

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Soft, breathable, and built for repeat offenses—like accidentally napping in it… again.

• Color-Dependent Blend: Some shades (Sport Grey, Graphite Heather, Neon Green, Safety Pink) bring a little polyester to the party—because color drama requires stability.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches when you need it, bounces back better than your dog after bath time.

• Double Needle Hem: Sewn tough like the bond between you and your furry soulmate.

• Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just right for cuddles, curls, and coffee runs.

• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy neck tags are so last season (and you have enough itches to deal with—hello, mystery grass allergy).

🧼 Care Instructions:

For when you inevitably spill coffee, dog slobber, or emotional support ice cream:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach (your soul or your tank)

• Do not tumble dry (air dry like the free spirit you are)

• Iron low heat if needed (or just embrace wrinkles—it’s a vibe)

• Do not dry clean (unless your name is Duchess Barkington III)

📏 Size Guide:

• S – Small But Mighty: For the compact canine champion with zero chill and perfect leash control.

• M – Mid-Sized Marvel: Built for balance: fashion, function, and knowing every dog’s name at the park.

• L – Leader of the Pack: Your tank should match your energy: big, bold, and treat-motivated.

• XL – Extra Loyal, Extra Chill: A little extra room for your confidence and your snack stash.

• 2XL – Twice the Dog Love: You’re the human version of a comfort blanket—now dress like one too.

💡 Pro Tip: This tank top pairs perfectly with dog hair, dad jokes, and a firm belief that “baby talk” is the universal language of dog moms and dads. Toss it on with joggers, jeans, or whatever still fits after treating yourself like your dog treats a bacon strip.

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