Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee
Price range: $29.92 through $34.95
This classic cotton tee comes with a built-in snack shelf (aka the chest pocket) and enough comfort to survive a full day of dog hair, slobbery greetings, and passive-aggressive tail whips. It’s durable, dependable, and ready to hold your treats, tissues, or questionable life choices—no judgment here.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny dog mom pocket tee, heavy cotton pet lover apparel, pocket shirt for dog parents, treat stash t-shirt, unisex cotton dog shirt
Welcome to the elite club of people who wear their heart on their sleeve and their emergency dog treats in their chest pocket. This classic-fit tee is made from 100% US-grown cotton (fiber blend may vary depending on the color and your level of indecision). It’s soft, breathable, durable, and—thanks to that left chest pocket—ready for anything from poop bags to breath mints.
Made without side seams (because chafing is rude), this tee is all comfort, no nonsense. Plus, it’s dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes—so you can feel smugly sustainable while your dog eats mulch behind you.
🧷 Key Features:
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100% US Cotton (mostly) – Solid colors keep it pure. Some colors come with a side of polyester… like a fashion smoothie.
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Left Chest Pocket – Finally, a pocket that screams “fashion-forward dog parent” and “treat stash station.”
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No Side Seams – Woven in one magical piece for less irritation and more liberation.
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Neck and Shoulder Tape – Helps the shirt keep its shape longer than your dog keeps a chew toy.
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Tear-Away Label – For the minimalist who rips out tags like they rip through excuses.
🧺 Care Instructions:
This shirt may be low-maintenance, but it still deserves love (and a lint roller):
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach only if drama is unavoidable
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Tumble dry low—your shirt’s chill like that
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Iron on low if it’s wrinkly and judging you
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Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling fancy
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – Compact, efficient, and always 5 seconds from a spontaneous snack.
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Medium (M) – The go-to for the balanced dog parent: treats in one hand, leash in the other.
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Large (L) – Room to move, breathe, and dodge drool.
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Extra Large (XL) – Great for dog moms with extra fluff (in the heart, obviously).
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2XL – All the cozy, none of the cling.
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3XL – Maximum space for maximum lounging with your furry co-pilot.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with cargo shorts and that smug “I remembered the poop bags” energy. Store a tennis ball in the pocket and watch your dog believe you have magical powers. Just don’t accidentally wash a treat in there—unless your goal is laundry surprise stew.
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