Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Let’s face it: you didn’t choose the dog mom life. The dog mom life barked at you, wagged its tail, and demanded cuddles at 6 a.m. This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie is your armor for that chaos — plush, warm, and snuggly enough to survive even the most zoomie-fueled mornings. With a kangaroo pocket big enough for treats (or your sanity) and a drawstring hood perfect for dodging the neighborhood gossip, it’s like a weighted blanket you can wear in public.

Sustainably made using ethically grown US cotton — because your dog isn’t the only one who cares about the planet (you do too, right?).

🧵 Key Features:

• 🐾 Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: A roomy snack vault for dog biscuits or emergency lip balm. Your call.

• 🎯 Classic Fit: Relaxed enough to scream “I’m chill,” but not so oversized that you look like a moving laundry pile.

• 💡 Tear-Away Label: Because itchy necks are for people who haven’t discovered tear-away freedom.

• 🎨 Color-Matched Drawstring: The string does match. Because we have standards. Also, dogs love symmetry (citation needed).

• 🔥 Double-Lined Hood: Built to withstand wind, drizzle, and judgmental stares from your neighbor’s cat.

• 🌎 Ethical Everything: US Cotton Trust Protocol member. OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Basically, this hoodie has a cleaner conscience than you after eating your dog’s treats “just to see what they tasted like.”

• 🪡 Embroidery Options: Customize your hoodie with embroidery where it matters: Left chest. Center chest. Giant center chest. Even wrist real estate — yes, your sleeves can flex too.

• 💪 Tubular Knit Construction: That means no side seams = less chafing = more frolicking.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because no hoodie should require a PhD in laundry science:

• 👚 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• ❄️ Tumble dry medium

• 🚫 No dry cleaning (ain’t nobody got time for that)

• 🧼 Non-chlorine (bleach as needed)

• 💨 Iron low heat (if you must… or just embrace the wrinkles, fashionably)

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – For those who actually stick to portion sizes or just love a fitted feel.

• Medium (M) – The “classic cozy” — roomy but not drowning, perfect for daily dog walks and snack hoarding.

• Large (L) – A bit more relaxed. Great for layering over your “I Swear I’m Not Still in Pajamas” T-shirt.

• XL (Extra Large) – For those who want hoodie real estate. Ideal for post-snack naps and being hugged by fleece.

• 2XL – Snuggle fortress mode activated. You plus your dog could probably both fit in here.

• 3XL – Like wrapping yourself in a cloud that also respects your need for snacks and style.

• 4XL – Big, bold, and blissfully blanket-like. Maximum lounge-to-leash-walk transition power.

• 5XL – The king-size hoodie throne. Built for ultimate comfort and possibly hiding from your responsibilities.

💡 Pro Tip: Dog hair? It’s not a flaw, it’s a feature. Embrace the fluff and call it limited-edition personalization. Wearing this hoodie while walking your dog increases compliments by 78% (from grandmas, other dog moms, and occasionally, squirrels).

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