Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Tired of dramatic hoodie dismounts ruining your messy bun? Say hello to your new emotional support zip-up. This Dog Mom Fur Life Full Zip Hoodie is your ride-or-die fleece jacket, made with a blissful blend of cotton and polyester, crafted to survive everything from dog park drama to emergency treat runs.

The fleece is spun with magical yarn (okay, “air-jet spun,” but close enough), making it softer than your dog’s ears and drastically less likely to pill like your last heartbreak hoodie. Add in a durable metal zipper, roomy pockets, and a hood that adjusts to your mood swings — and you’ve got yourself a wearable hug with pockets.

🧵 Key Features:

• 🚫 No Side Seams: One smooth piece of hoodie heaven — because chafing is for amateurs.

• 🎯 Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy, Goldilocks would approve. Unless she’s a cat person.

• 🧥 Full-Zip Front: Instant temperature control and lazy-day convenience. Zip up and pretend you’re functional.

• 🎩 Adjustable Hood with Drawstring: For keeping your hair dry, your secrets hidden, and your ears toasty.

• 🧷 Sewn-in Label: You’ll forget it’s even there. Like your ex’s birthday.

• 🪙 Metal Zipper: Shiny, sturdy, and stylish. Sounds like your dream date, minus the emotional baggage.

• 📍 Embroidery Option: Keep it classy with left-chest embroidery, because subtle flexes are still flexes.

• 🧳 Spacious Pockets: Room for keys, dog treats, your phone… and maybe a snack or two. Okay, five.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep your hoodie (and your life) looking fresh with these easy-peasy care rules:

• 🧼 Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• 🌀 Tumble dry medium

• 🚫 Do not dry clean (you’re not royalty)

• 🚿 Non-chlorine bleach (if you’re feeling rebellious)

• 💨 Iron low heat (or don’t… wrinkles are just fabric’s laugh lines)

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – Like wearing a confident hug from your dog.

• Medium (M) – Cozy without commitment. Casual walks and couch naps.

• Large (L) – Weekend warrior size. Built for brunch and belly rubs (yours or the dog’s).

• XL (Extra Large) – Roomy enough to snack without judgment.

• 2XL – Perfect for “I just threw this on” while clearly making a style statement.

• 3XL – Oversized mood. Perfect for layering or hiding from responsibilities.

• 4XL – Cozy burrito mode: activated.

• 5XL – Hoodie? More like mobile blanket with a zipper. And yes, we support that energy.

💡 Pro Tip: Wearing this zip hoodie while holding a coffee and a leash gives you the aura of a functioning adult. Add sunglasses and you’re basically a suburban icon. Bonus points if your dog matches. Extra bonus if your dog’s better dressed than you.

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