Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

When life hands you cold weather and a dog that insists on walking every morning, reach for this unisex crewneck that says, “Yes, I’m freezing, but I’m also fabulous.” Made from a cloud-soft blend of cotton and polyester (with a side of sustainable guilt relief), this sweatshirt offers the kind of cozy comfort that even your dog will envy. With zero itchy side seams and a tear-away label that won’t scratch your soul—or your neckline—this is your official uniform for dog hair, snacks, and general domestic greatness.

Key Features:

• Fabric That Hugs You Back: Medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Basically, if a warm hug and a responsible textile factory had a baby, it would be this.

• No Itchy Side Seams: Designed to avoid that “I’ve been trapped in a sweater cage” feeling.

• Ribbed Collar That Knows Its Place: Retains shape no matter how many emotional laundry cycles it endures.

• Embroidery-Ready: Want your dog’s face on your sleeve? It’s your world—we’re just warm in it.

• Eco-Certified Comfort: Ethically sourced cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and a shoutout from the planet itself.

Care Instructions:

Because this isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a lifestyle.

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed (but like… be cool about it)

• Tumble dry low (because high heat is drama)

• Do not iron (unless you’re ironing out life’s wrinkles)

• Do not dry clean (seriously, who has time for that?)

Size Guide:

All shapes deserve snuggly fleece justice.

• Small: For those who still believe in portion control and small dogs.

• Medium: For the “I didn’t choose the dog life, it chose me” crowd.

• Large – 2XL: Perfect for layering over regret and snacks.

• 3XL – 5XL: When you need your comfort zone to be a zip code.

Pro Tip: Pair this with your favorite leggings, bed hair, and a coffee mug large enough to be mistaken for a mixing bowl. Add a dog at your feet for bonus warmth and unmatched emotional support.

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