Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top

Meet your new wardrobe MVP: the Dog Mom Fur Life unisex tank top that feels like a hug from your dog… if your dog had a degree in textile engineering. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton (because you’re not here for scratchy regrets), this tank offers a relaxed fit that says, “I work out… emotionally.”

Dyed after it’s built—like your confidence after adopting your third rescue—this tank supports ethical cotton farming, low-impact dyes, and a commitment to looking great while holding a leash, a latte, and a poop bag (sometimes all at once). Whether you’re lounging, lunging, or low-key stalking your dog at daycare, this tank’s got your back—and sides, thanks to its seamless, tubular knit magic.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, strong, and spun like your dog when they see a squirrel. Also great for printing your wildest dog-parent pride.

• No Side Seams, No Side Drama: Knitted in one continuous loop like your dog’s zoomies in the living room—smooth, efficient, and fabric-waste-free.

• Garment-Dyed Vibes: This beauty is dyed after construction for colors as soft and natural as your dog’s judgmental stares when you’re late with dinner.

• Self-Fabric Binding: Because this tank believes in self-care and structural integrity. Matching fabric = maximum flow.

• Sustainability Flex: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. Salt-free pigment dyes, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically fabulous.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep your tank (and reputation) fresh:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• Non-chlorine bleach only (we’re gentle souls)

• Tumble dry low (because wrinkles are for bulldogs)

• Iron on low if you must (but wrinkles are character)

• Do not dry clean (you’re not royalty… yet)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Smoochable: For tiny powerhouses and lapdog-level cuddlers.

• S – Snack-Size Slay: Compact, adorable, and probably hoarding biscuits.

• M – Muttificent: Perfect for balanced barkers and ball-throwing champions.

• L – Lead-Walker Level: You’ve got range, and your tank should too.

• XL – Extra Loyal, Extra Laid Back: For those who bring calm energy and an emergency stash of treats.

• 2XL – Big Dog Energy: For the ones who command the pack (and the playlist).

• 3XL – Triple Threat: Confidence, comfort, and the ability to rock dog hair like a fashion statement.

💡 Pro Tip: This tank pairs best with sunny walks, iced coffee, and unsolicited dog facts. Bonus points if you wear it while training your pup and pretending you’re not bribing them with hot dogs.

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