Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt
Price range: $46.30 through $60.23
This Dog Mom Fur Life Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt isn’t just a layer—it’s a lifestyle. Made with 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, and 100% “I’d rather be with my dog” energy. With a relaxed fit and a pigment-dyed finish fancier than your brunch order, it’s your new go-to for cozy days, cold noses, and judgmental barks at squirrels.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cuddle certified couture, dog mom style, fleece frenzy fashion, relaxed fit rebellion, sweatshirt of champions
There are sweatshirts, and then there’s this sweatshirt—the holy grail of hoodie-free coziness. Meet the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt, crafted with the kind of soft, pigment-dyed fleece that whispers, “I take naps professionally.” Made with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, it boasts a relaxed fit that screams Sunday brunch but whispers “I could totally walk the dog in this if necessary.” With embroidery options so refined they might as well come with a crown, this one’s for the regal dog parents who know snuggles are a lifestyle.
Key Features:
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Relaxed Fit Royalty: Soft, laid-back comfort with an attitude—because tight sleeves are for amateurs.
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Ring-Spun Realness: 80% ring-spun cotton + 20% polyester = the Beyoncé of sweatshirt fabric blends.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Hem: Stretches with you like your patience after your dog rolls in mud—then bounces right back.
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Embroider Me Like One of Your French Sweatshirts: Left chest or center chest embroidery? Either way, your hoodie now has a résumé.
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Twill Neck Tape & Half-Moon Patch: Built-in reinforcement for those moments when life (or the leash) pulls too hard.
Care Instructions:
Like your rescue pup’s mood swings—handle with care:
- 🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- 🚫 No bleach, unless you’re daring chaos
- 🔥 Tumble dry low, like your motivation
- ❌ Do not iron (trust us, the fabric doesn’t appreciate heat trauma)
- 🚫 No dry cleaning—this isn’t a tuxedo
Size Guide:
Because one size does not fit all (especially if you stole your partner’s hoodie again):
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Width: From snug pup-hugger to blanket impersonator
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Length: Long enough to cover you during awkward porch dashes
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Sleeve Length: Extra cozy for dramatic couch-flop moments
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Fit: Relaxed like your dog after belly rubs
Pro Tip: Pair this with your dog’s “I’m judging you” face and a venti-sized latte for the ultimate in judgment-free cozy couture. Bonus points if you’re covered in fur—because that’s basically glitter for dog moms. 🐾
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