Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Price range: $34.92 through $40.90
Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive your dog’s zoomies—this garment-dyed long sleeve tee is peak dog mom energy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and pre-blessed with that lived-in look, it’s the shirt that says, “Yes, I have treats in my pocket… and no, I’m not ashamed.”
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom long sleeve shirt, funny pet parent apparel, garment-dyed dog lover tee, soft cotton chaoswear, unisex dog hair magnet
Some shirts whisper “comfort.” This one practically howls it. The Dog Mom Fur Life Garment-Dyed Long Sleeve Tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton that’s so soft your dog may try to steal it—and honestly, we can’t blame them.
Garment-dyed for that effortlessly lived-in look (aka: already looks like you’ve owned it forever), this shirt has the perfect balance of vintage vibes and functional dog-mom energy. With ribbed cuffs that actually bounce back, and a classic fit that flatters without trying too hard, it’s ideal for everything from chasing your pup through the park to pretending you didn’t just rewatch an entire season of dog videos on your phone.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Feels like you’re wrapped in a cloud, but stronger—like your love for dogs and snacks.
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Garment-Dyed Fabric: Already broken in, like your favorite excuse for skipping the gym.
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Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy—Goldilocks would approve.
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Double-Needle Sleeve & Bottom Hems: Sewn tough enough to survive repeated snuggle attacks.
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Ribbed-Knit Cuffs: Keeps sleeves in place while you dramatically point at squirrels.
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Twill Tape on Neck & Shoulders: Prevents stretch, sag, and spontaneous neck-based wardrobe meltdowns.
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Sewn-In Twill Label: Tag is comfy, not scratchy. Your neck will thank you.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat your tee with love (unlike the mystery stain on the dog bed):
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach (even if your dog went full mud monster)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean (it’s a shirt, not a power suit)
📏 Size Guide:
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S – “Small but Sarcastic” Fitted and sassy, perfect for petite chaos agents.
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M – “Multi-tasker Mode” Just the right size for dog walking, coffee sipping, and unsolicited advice-giving.
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L – “Laundry Day Hero” Roomier, comfier, made for pulling over your pajamas when the delivery guy rings the bell.
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XL – “Extra Love, Extra Snacks” Comfortably oversized for maximum snacks and minimal judgment.
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2XL – “Two Pups Could Fit in Here” Spacious, snuggly, and ideal for double-dog households and oversized moods.
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3XL – “I’m Basically a Blanket” The snuggle is real—and it’s wearable.
💡 Pro Tip: This tee pairs best with leggings, slipper-socks, and the air of someone who might do something productive… after just one more cuddle session. Add a messy bun, coffee, and a treat pouch, and you’re officially the CEO of Canine Chaos & Co.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.50 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 31.87 33.75 35.62 37.25 38.75 39.75 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
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