Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Lightweight Fleece Sweat Shorts

Are you a Dog Mom who needs the perfect pair of shorts for everything from midday pup-cuddles to mailbox sprints in questionable fashion? Say hello to your new fleece-legged friends. These garment-dyed masterpieces scream, “I’m chill, I’m retro, and I may or may not have dog treats in my pocket.” Soft as a puppy’s belly and stylish enough to trick people into thinking you have your life together, these shorts are your new warm-weather uniform. You’re welcome.

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: As soft as your dog’s ears and way more socially acceptable to wear in public.

• Garment-Dyed Goodness: Because vintage vibes and “I thrifted this” energy are always in.

• Jersey-Lined Side Pockets: Big enough for your hands, phone, and a few emergency dog biscuits.

• Side Seams: For shape, structure, and the illusion that you exercised today.

• Medium Fabric Weight (6.5 oz/yd²): Feels light, but still heavy enough to justify calling it “fleece.”

Care Instructions:

Like your dog, these shorts don’t love chaos.

• 🧼 Machine wash cold (30C or 90F)
• 🚫 Do not dry clean
• 🧺 Tumble dry low
• 🔄 Iron/steam/dry at medium heat (if you’re feeling fancy)
• ☠️ Do not bleach (unless you want unpredictable fashion)

Size Guide:

• Small: For those who carry tiny dogs in big purses

• Medium: The Goldilocks of shorts – just right

• Large: Because thighs deserve freedom

• XL: Roomy enough for snacks in every pocket

• 2XL: The sweat short equivalent of a bear hug

Pro Tip: Pair with a tank top, flip-flops, and an iced coffee while dramatically yelling “NO!” at your dog chewing on your Crocs. It’s the full suburban summer fantasy. And yes, people will ask where you got them – probably after they pet your dog.

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