Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Hoodie

Welcome to peak hoodie luxury — the Dog Mom Fur Life Garment-Dyed Hoodie, where comfort meets canine couture. Made with 80% ring-spun US cotton and 20% polyester, it’s heavy-duty warmth for heavy-duty emotional support pet parenting.

Thanks to its garment-dye process, this hoodie doesn’t just look lived-in — it feels like that magical sweatshirt you’ve worn for five years, minus the weird armpit hole. With a jersey-lined hood, rolled-forward shoulders (because posture is a suggestion), and a cozy relaxed fit, this hoodie is here for you — emotionally and literally.

Also: it has a back neck patch, which is either a fancy detail or a secret superhero dog mom badge. You decide.

🧵 Key Features:

• 🎨 Garment-Dyed Goodness: For that “vintage chill with a modern bill” vibe. No two hoodies are exactly alike — like snowflakes or the moods of your dog.

• 🧶 3-End Fleece with 100% Cotton Face: Smooth, strong, and made for printing… or dramatic lounging.

• 🧵 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Keeps the hoodie snug to your body but not your responsibilities.

• 🪢 Jersey-Lined Hood with Flat Cord: Same color, maximum style. Bonus: adds 10% more “don’t talk to me until I’ve walked the dog” energy.

• 📐 Rolled-Forward Shoulders: Designed to keep you looking chill — even when your dog just rolled in something questionable.

• 🧷 Twill Neck Tape + Back Patch: Because you deserve structure and surprise hoodie flair.

• 🧵 Sewn-In Twill Label: It won’t scratch you, haunt you, or unravel your day.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This hoodie is low maintenance. Be more like your hoodie:

• 🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🌀 Tumble dry low

• 🚫 No bleach — unless you’re into that “accidental tie-dye disaster” aesthetic

• 💨 Iron low heat (if you’re feeling fancy)

• 🚫 Do not dryclean — this hoodie prefers the simple life

📏 Size Guide:

• S–M – Perfectly slouchy. Ideal for coffee runs, dog park drama, and saying “I totally planned this look.”

• L–XL – Enough space for snacks, secrets, and spontaneous dog snuggles.

• 2XL–3XL – Blanket-level comfort. May cause spontaneous naps and/or existential reflection.

💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie gets softer every time you wash it — unlike your ex, who just got weirder. Pair with leggings, messy buns, and a dog that refuses to walk in a straight line for the ultimate chaotic chic. Bonus style points if your dog wears matching vibes.

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