Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton Tee

This tee is so retro-chic it practically moonwalks into your wardrobe. Crafted from 100% heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed for that “I’ve had this shirt since the 90s and yes, I still look amazing” vibe. Whether you’re walking the dog, judging squirrels, or just trying to pretend you’ve got your life together—this relaxed fit wonder will have your back (and shoulders, and midsection). Plus, it’s ethically made and certified sustainable, so you can look smug and be smug. Go on, save the planet—one comfy tee at a time.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Goodness:Like a hug from your favorite golden retriever, but without the shedding.

• Garment-Dyed for That Lived-In Look: Each tee looks like it’s already lived a thousand stylish lives (and they all involved iced coffee).

• Relaxed Fit, Because We Deserve Breathing Room: Fashionably chill and breathable, like you when someone says “dog hair is a problem.”

• Wide Rib Collar & Taped Seams: Holds its shape better than your dog holds eye contact when you’re holding food.

• Sustainably & Ethically Made: Certified by OEKO-TEX, FLA, and WRAP—which are basically the United Nations of guilt-free shopping.

Care Instructions:

• Machine Wash Cold (because this tee’s seen enough heat)

• Non-Chlorine Bleach Only (it’s not into drama)

• Tumble Dry Low (aka: a gentle spa day)

• Iron on Low Heat (only if you’re feeling fancy)

• No Dry Cleaning (this shirt doesn’t do “bougie”)

Size Guide:

• S – For dog moms who like their tees as snug as their dog’s guilt stare after chewing the couch.

• M – The goldilocks of fits: not too tight, not too loose, just right for chasing tail (yours or your dog’s).

• L – Roomy enough for comfort, fitted enough to remind people you still own mirrors.

• XL – For those who like their tees the way they like their lattes: extra.

• 2XL & 3XL – Bring the chill vibes and blanket-like coziness, minus the bulk of actual dog fur.

Pro Tip: Pair it with oversized sunglasses and a leash like it’s a runway show for responsible pet parenting. Warning: may cause compliments from strangers and tail wags from dogs that aren’t even yours.

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