Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Drop-Shoulder T-Shirt
Price range: $32.30 through $35.60
This oversized, garment-dyed tee serves up retro style with a side of dog hair. Made from 100% USA cotton and built for maximum comfort (and treat smuggling), it’s the perfect uniform for dog parents who want to look chill while their dog absolutely loses it over a squirrel.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : boxy fit dog mom apparel, drop shoulder fur mama fashion, funny dog mom oversized tee, garment dyed dog parent t-shirt, vintage style pet lover shirt
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a mood. Specifically, the mood of a dog parent who appreciates vintage aesthetics, oversized comfort, and the ability to look effortlessly cool while holding a soggy tennis ball. Made with 100% USA cotton, this drop-shoulder, garment-dyed beauty is as soft as your dog’s ears and more durable than your last houseplant.
The forward-thrusted shoulder seams (fancy, right?) create a comfy neck fit for optimal snack-reach agility, while the double-needle stitched collar holds up through tug-of-war sessions and surprise belly flops. Bonus: it’s pre-washed for that lived-in feel—like you’ve owned it for years, even if you only just wore it to the dog park yesterday.
🧵 Key Features:
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100% USA Cotton – Farmed with freedom and spun for fluff-lovers.
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Garment-Dyed Finish – Like vintage thrifted vibes, minus the mysterious stains.
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Drop-Shoulder Fit – Relaxed, roomy, and ideal for dramatic treat deliveries.
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Boxy Silhouette – On-trend shape with zero sacrifice to comfort or sass.
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Forward-Thrusted Shoulder Seams – Fancy way of saying, “your neck will thank you.”
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Double-Needle Stitched Collar – Keeps it crisp when your dog doesn’t.
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Tear-Away Label – Rip it off like a band-aid for tagless bliss.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Easy to care for, just like your dog (haha, kidding):
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach – this shirt already glows with personality
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Tumble dry gently, low heat – like your patience at the vet
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Iron – only if it’s giving you wrinkled-mess energy (optional)
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – For stylish snackers and compact cuddle experts.
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Medium (M) – Balanced enough for walks, barks, and brunch.
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Large (L) – Great for oversized yawns and dramatic leash drops.
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Extra Large (XL) – Room to move, lounge, and haul giant dog toys.
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2XL – Maximum comfort, minimum concern. You’re the dog park MVP.
💡 Pro Tip: Rock this shirt with distressed jeans, high socks, and the confidence of someone who definitely has a lint roller in the glove compartment. Pairs perfectly with iced coffee, a leash wrapped around your ankles, and your dog ignoring commands like it’s their job.
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