Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Freestyler Dry Handfeel Heavy Tee

Tired of soft, silky shirts that don’t scream “rugged suburban dog wrangler”? Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Freestyler Dry Handfeel Heavy Tee – a shirt so durable, even your pup’s dramatic leaps of love can’t phase it. Made from 100% cotton with a dry, slightly sandpapery charm (think artisanal grit), this tee isn’t here to pamper—it’s here to perform. Whether you’re leading the neighborhood pack or holding down the fort with a sleepy mutt, this heavyweight hero’s got your back (and chest, and shoulders).

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton: Woven tough like your patience during bath time. Ideal for printing or hiding mysterious paw prints.

• Set-in Sleeves: Sleek, structured, and ready for a dramatic entrance at the dog park.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Elastic enough to survive being yanked by an overexcited golden retriever.

• Double Needle Stitching: Reinforced hems = built-in snack pouch resistance.

• Dry Handfeel Fabric: Feels rugged like your soul after a week of 6 a.m. dog walks. No-nonsense texture with a vintage bark.

Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Wash cold (your tee’s chill, you should be too)

• 🛑 No bleach – unless you like ghost shirts

• 🚫 No tumble drying – hang it like the alpha it is

• 💨 Iron on low if it gets crinkly (but not on the print, unless you like melted regret)

• ❌ Drycleaning is for tuxedos and broken spirits, not dog tees

Size Guide:

• S: For those who share snacks and shirts with their Chihuahuas

• M: Middle ground for medium dogs and maximum bark

• L: Big enough for you and your pup to cuddle and cry over reruns

• XL+: Built for broad shoulders and even broader emotional support animals

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a leash, a latte, and the chaos of 3 dogs on a Sunday morning walk—you’ll be the ruffest and toughest style icon on the block. Bonus points for matching your shirt’s texture with your dog’s shedding pattern.

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