Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Flannel Shirt
Price range: $84.52 through $92.42
This flannel shirt says, “I chop wood and bribe dogs with biscuits”—even if your idea of roughing it is low Wi-Fi. With cozy heavyweight fabric, snack-stashing pockets, and a classic fit that pairs perfectly with chaos, it’s the official uniform of dog moms who look rustic but still scream when they see a spider. Bonus: every shirt’s plaid is slightly unique—just like your dog’s weird habits.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cozy pet parent plaid, dog mom flannel shirt, funny rustic dog apparel, snack-stashing fashion, unisex lumberjack chaoswear
Timeless, cozy, and possibly your dog’s new favorite nap spot—the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Flannel Shirt is the ultimate blend of comfort, function, and canine-compatible plaid. Whether you’re headed to a bonfire, a brewery patio, or just pretending fall is a personality trait, this flannel delivers major outdoorsy energy without requiring actual outdoor skills.
Made from a 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend that’s soft enough to snuggle but strong enough to survive spontaneous fetch duty, it features a full button front, double chest pockets (hello treat storage), and a double-layer back yoke so it hangs just right—even if your day doesn’t.
Each shirt has a slightly unique flannel pattern, because no two dog moms—or dog-induced life messes—are exactly the same.
🌟 Key Features:
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60% Cotton / 40% Polyester Blend: Feels luxurious, looks rugged, resists judgment (unlike your dog’s side-eye).
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Heavyweight Fabric (5.9 oz/yd²): Thick enough to battle wind, thin enough to still reach your treat pouch.
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Full-Button Front with Black Buttons: Because pullovers are for people without dogs that bolt.
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Double Front Pockets with Flaps: Ideal for storing dog treats, receipts, and emergency lint rollers.
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Double-Layer Back Yoke: Keeps the shirt structured while you’re emotionally unraveling.
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Classic Fit: Roomy, cozy, and ready to layer over sarcasm.
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Tear-Away Neck Label & Sewn-In Side Label: Comfy and tag-free—because your neck deserves peace.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This shirt may be rugged, but it still deserves kindness:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low (or hang dry while making passive-aggressive eye contact with your laundry pile)
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Iron low, if you’re feeling fancy
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Do not bleach (even if it fell victim to a muddy paw attack)
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Skip the dry cleaner—it’s flannel, not formalwear
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – “Cozy & Compact” Petite, polished, and packing pocket snacks.
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S – “Snuggle Ready” Flannel for when you want to say “I hike” without actually hiking.
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M – “Midsize & Mighty” Great for layering over leggings, dog hair, and fragile hope.
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L – “Lumberjack Chic” Loose enough for freedom, fitted enough for compliments.
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XL – “Extra Plaid, Extra Sass” Handles oversized moods and big dog hugs with ease.
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2XL – “Full Flannel Fantasy” Roomy, toasty, and ready for campfire selfies with your pup.
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3XL – “The Blanket You Can Wear” May cause spontaneous napping. You’ve been warned.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this flannel with boots, leggings, and a leash in one hand to channel peak “Dog Mom in the Wild” energy. Add a messy bun, a travel mug, and a confused-looking Labrador for the complete lifestyle aesthetic.
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