Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex DryBlend® Crewneck Sweatshirt
Price range: $37.08 through $42.22
When you need to wrangle your dog, your errands, and your emotions—do it in a sweatshirt that wicks away both sweat and existential dread. This unisex crewneck masterpiece from the gods of DryBlend® is 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% judgment-free when you’re wearing it for the third day in a row. Classic fit, medium-heavy feel, and built-in powers of snack concealment. Because being a dog mom isn’t a phase—it’s a lifestyle.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom fashion, dryblend sarcasm wear, fur baby apparel, pet parent cozy gear, unisex dog sweatshirt
Whether you’re braving the dog park tundra or curling up with your fur baby and a true-crime documentary, the Dog Mom Fur Life DryBlend® Crewneck Sweatshirt is here to keep you dry, cozy, and looking pawsitively snuggle-worthy. Crafted from a balanced blend of cotton and polyester, it features DryBlend® wizardry that wicks away your dog-walking-induced sweat (or your panic sweat from another vet bill). Classic fit, tear-away label, and zero judgment if it’s worn three days in a row—we won’t tell.
Key Features:
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DryBlend® Technology: Sweat? What sweat? This sweatshirt says “not today” to moisture like a dog dodging bath time.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Hem (with Spandex): Stretches when you pull it on, hugs you like your pup when you come back from the mailbox.
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Double-Needle Stitching: Built like your dog’s loyalty—sturdy, dependable, and resistant to chewing (probably).
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Balanced Fabric Blend: 50% cotton, 50% polyester—like the perfect relationship: soft but reliable.
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Classic Fit with Tear-Away Label: Relaxed, tag-free, and ready for anything from backyard fetch to emergency drive-thru coffee runs.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F),
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Tumble dry low, like your standards after adopting your fourth rescue dog,
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No bleach (unless you’re into blotchy tie-dye experiments),
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No ironing (you didn’t become a dog mom for extra chores),
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Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not royalty, you’re real).
Size Guide:
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S (Small): Ideal if you’re petite, stylish, and still outrun your dog when the leash comes out.
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M (Medium): The “just right” of sweatshirts—roomy enough for snacks, flattering enough for selfies.
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L (Large): For those who want extra comfort or have mastered the art of layering over three other hoodies.
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XL (Extra Large): When your wardrobe motto is “cozy or bust,” and your arms demand space.
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2XL: Designed for maximum lounge, dog cuddles, and perhaps a sneaky burrito under your sweatshirt.
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3XL: The holy grail of oversized comfort—practically a wearable blanket with a neckline.
Pro Tip: Perfect for hiding dog hair, peanut butter smudges, or the fact that you skipped real pants again. Just add messy bun and a leash, and you’re basically runway ready (the runway being your sidewalk, obviously).
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