Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Deluxe T-Shirt
Price range: $25.38 through $31.13
Warning: Once you put on this Dog Mom Fur Life Deluxe Tee, you may never take it off (unless bribed with snacks or walkies). Made from soft, ring-spun cotton and powered by the spirit of 100 rescued mutts, this shirt delivers peak comfort and peak sass—all while doubling as a fur collector. Stylish, breathable, and emotionally supportive. Just like your dog.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture chaos, deluxe dog hair magnet, Dog Mom Humor, Fur Baby Fashion, sarcastic pet lover tee
Ever wished you could feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud made of compliments and dog cuddles? This unisex deluxe tee is here to make dreams (and drool stains) come true. With its soft-as-a-belly-rub cotton and stylish fit that flatters every species (we’re lookin’ at you, hoomans), this tee is made for the dog walks, the couch scrolls, and the awkward encounters with your ex at the dog park.
Whether you’re chasing tennis balls or dreams, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m a dog mom/dad/human, and no, I will not apologize for the fur.”
Key Features:
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100% Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Grown, spun, and pampered into the softest thing you’ll wear (besides your dog’s affection).
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With Side Seams: Not just for structure—side seams help the shirt say, “I’ll keep it together, even if you can’t.”
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Double Needle Sleeve and Bottom Hems: Stronger than your willpower at a shelter adoption event.
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Shoulder Tape: Reinforced to support the emotional weight of being the Best Dog Parent Ever™.
Care Instructions:
To keep your tee lookin’ fresh and free of pawprints:
- 🐾 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- 🐾 No bleach—this isn’t 2004
- 🐾 Tumble dry low (or hang it next to your dog’s leash for extra flair)
- 🐾 Iron on low if needed (but who has time for that?)
- 🐾 No dry cleaning—save that for your dog’s tuxedo
Size Guide:
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XS – For those who could share hoodies with their chihuahua.
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S – Slightly roomier, like a warm puppy hug.
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M – The universally accepted “yeah, this fits” size.
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L – For lounging with 1–3 dogs.
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XL – Space for snacks and your rescue pitty’s judgmental stare.
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2XL–4XL – Roomy, fabulous, and fur-friendly.
Pro Tip: This tee pairs beautifully with jeans, joggers, pajama bottoms, or the ever-chic “covered in lint roller sheets” look. It’s also the ideal canvas for dog hair, which we call “glitter for the emotionally stable.”
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