Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Cruiser 2.0 Hoodie

Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Cruiser 2.0 Hoodie – your newest soft, snuggly, organic obsession. Made from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton and designed with enough flair to impress your dog’s Instagram followers, this hoodie is equal parts eco-warrior and couch-napper chic. Featuring a brushed fleece interior, matching drawcords, and a front pouch that says, “Yes, I have treats in here,” this hoodie isn’t just sustainable—it’s essential. It’s like a cozy high-five from Mother Earth, but with better pockets.

Key Features:

• 100% Organic Brushed Ring-Spun Combed Cotton: Grown responsibly, worn irresponsibly with three-day-old leggings and no regrets.

• Fabric Washed for Ultimate Softness: So soft, your dog might try to claim it. (You’ve been warned.)

• Self-Fabric Half Moon at Back Neck: The fashion equivalent of a secret handshake. Fancy, but only if you know what it means.

• Matching Round Drawcords with Metal Tips: Because frayed strings are for amateurs.

• Kangaroo Pocket: Big enough to hold treats, phone, and that lint-covered mystery item you’ll pretend not to notice.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
• Do not bleach (unless you hate joy),
• Tumble dry low (but you should probably just lay it flat because we care about longevity here),
• Iron on low(if you’re feeling extra),
• Do not dry clean (we’re not that fancy).

Size Guide:

• XXS–5XL Width (Half Chest): From “tiny but mighty” to “I stole this from my boyfriend and it’s now mine.”

• Body Length: Long enough to hide your snack belly. You’re welcome.

• Sleeve Length: Designed to cover your hands during awkward conversations and cold coffee runs.

• Size Tolerance:1 inch of leeway for all your hoodie-hogging sins.

Pro Tip: Pair with dog hair and sass. Bonus points if your dog has a matching outfit—extra bonus points if they look better in it than you do. (They will.)

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