Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Crew Sweatshirt

Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Crew Sweatshirt—your new uniform for dog walks, treat bribes, and existential debates over who’s really in charge (spoiler: it’s the dog). Made from a cozy 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend—with a 100% cotton face for that plushy, print-friendly finish—it offers the agility of a squirrel-chasing Labrador and the softness of a belly-rub session.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a lifestyle. A mood. A wearable statement that says, “Yes, I brought a lint roller in my bag, and no, I will not apologize for the fur.” Featuring double-needle stitching, a tear-away label (goodbye scratchy regret), and a self-fabric half-moon neck patch that’s basically the forehead kiss of garment construction.

Fall? Winter? Random Thursday when you forget what month it is? This crewneck’s got you.

🌟 Key Features:

• 65% Cotton / 35% Polyester Blend: Like if comfort and durability got together and raised a golden retriever.

• Medium-Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz /yd²): Perfect for layering, lounging, or light sprinting after your off-leash “angel.”

• 100% Cotton Face: A soft, smooth surface made for snuggles, compliments, and direct-to-garment magic.

• With Side Seams: Keeps its shape even when you don’t. It’s called emotional support structure.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Tougher than your last attempt at “just browsing” the pet store.

• Twill Necktape + Half-Moon Neck Patch: Fancy enough to sound like you know fashion. Comfy enough to forget you’re wearing it.

• Tear-Away Label: Freedom from scratchy neck doom. Go ahead—rip it like it’s your dog’s favorite toy.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep it fresh, not furry (well, less furry):

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)

• Do not bleach (even if the mud was impressive)

• Tumble dry low—unlike your patience during leash tangles

• Iron on low if needed (or don’t—we don’t judge)

• Absolutely no dry cleaning. You have better things to spend money on. Like chew toys.

📏 Size Guide:

• S – Sleek & Snappy: Fitted just right for petite frames or anyone who says “cozy, but make it cute.”

• M – Midsize & Motivated: A classic everyday fit for errands, lounging, and low-level chaos.

• L – Laidback & Layer-Friendly: Roomy enough for comfort, but still put-together enough to answer the door.

• XL – Extra Chill Vibes: Slightly oversized, super cozy, and ready for couch marathons with your canine sidekick.

• 2XL – Snuggle Specialist: Spacious and comfy—ideal for serious lounging or hiding snacks from your dog.

• 3XL – Blanket Disguised as a Sweatshirt: Maximum coziness. Maximum coverage. Minimum effort. You’ve peaked.

💡 Pro Tip: Throw this sweatshirt on with leggings and dry shampoo, and suddenly you’re that dog mom at the coffee shop. Add a leash, a latte, and some visible chaos in your eyes—you’re serving “domestic goddess meets emergency poop bag” energy.

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