Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Barnard Tank
$28.13
This unisex tank is soft, breathable, and unapologetically raw at the edges—kind of like you before your morning coffee. Whether you’re hitting the gym or chasing a runaway beagle, this tank says, “I lift… mostly dogs.”
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom sleeveless tank, ethical fashion for pet parents, funny unisex dog shirt, gym ready dog mom apparel, raw edge dog lover top
Meet the tank that says, “Yes, I lift—but mostly dog food bags and soggy tennis balls.” The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Barnard Tank is your go-to for gym reps, grocery runs, or spontaneous games of tug-of-war. Featuring raw-edge cut-off armholes for that “I cut these myself, but make it fashion” vibe, this tank is all comfort, no compromise.
Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton (translation: soft like a freshly brushed Golden Retriever), this lightweight tank lets you move, flex, and fur-shed freely. And yes—it’s ethically made by AS Colour, so you can flex those values too.
✨ Key Features:
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Combed Ringspun Cotton: As soft as your dog’s ears and twice as loyal. Heather colors get a little fancy with a touch of viscose.
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Raw Armhole Edges: Sleeves? We don’t know her. These cut-off edges give unbothered gym icon energy.
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Ribbed Knit Collar: Stretches with you through workouts and emotional support snack sessions—holds its shape like your dog’s grudge against the vacuum.
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Lightweight Fabric: At 4.4 oz/yd², it’s breathable, breezy, and basically made for high-performance dog petting.
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Regular Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy—just right for showing off muscle tone or fur accumulation, your choice.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because you’ve got enough to clean up already (looking at you, muddy paw prints):
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Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed (we’ve all been there)
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Tumble dry medium (snack while you wait)
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Iron low if necessary (but honestly, wrinkles are rustic)
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Do not dry clean (unless your dog has a trust fund)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Xtra Svelte: For lean dog moms/dads who run 5Ks and still carry a 60-pound lab like it’s NBD.
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S – Small and Mighty: Compact with a bark louder than their bite—and the fashion sense to match.
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M – Mid-Range Muscle: Perfect for flexing at the park and dodging surprise leash pulls.
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L – Large and in Charge: Built for comfort, swagger, and never skipping leg day (you carry your dog upstairs, don’t lie).
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XL – Extra Loyal Legend: You bring the chill, the snacks, and the 100% chance of compliments.
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2XL – Two Scoops of Awesome: For big moves, big laughs, and an even bigger treat pouch.
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3XL – Triple Threat: Strength, style, and stamina (especially if there’s pizza or puppies involved).
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with your favorite joggers, worn-out sneakers, and a leash wrapped around your wrist like a fashion statement. Perfect for high-intensity workouts, casual flexing, or explaining to strangers—again—that yes, your dog is allowed in the coffee shop.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 17.72 18.90 20.08 21.26 22.44 23.62 24.80 Length, in 27.17 28.35 29.53 30.71 31.89 33.07 34.25 -