Dog Mom Fur Life The Boyfriend Tee for Women
Price range: $24.45 through $27.88
Slim fit, soft touch, and zero commitment issues. This tee hugs in all the right places, stays soft after laundry day, and won’t mysteriously disappear with your good shampoo. Basically, it’s everything your ex wasn’t—with room for dog hair.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : breakup proof dog mom tee, funny dog mom boyfriend tee, sarcastic fur mama fashion, slim fit pet lover shirt, soft cotton dog parent top
Meet your new favorite tee—the boyfriend tee that won’t ghost you, borrow your hoodie, or eat the last of your fries. With a slim, flattering fit and super-soft cotton that feels like a gentle dog cuddle, this tee brings laid-back style to your daily dose of dog hair.
Crafted with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (because your wardrobe deserves to be spoiled, too), it’s light, breathable, and longer in length—because pants are optional when you’ve got coverage like this. Bonus: it runs smaller than usual, so size up unless you’re channeling your inner fashionable sausage casing.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than your voice when you say “Who’s a good girl?!”
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Slim Fit & Longer Body – For fashionably casual vibes and extra room for tail-wagging drama.
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With Side Seams – Holds its shape, unlike your sleep schedule.
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Ribbed Knit Collar – Stays in place through walks, workouts, and woofs.
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Shoulder Tape – Keeps things stable, even when your dog doesn’t.
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Tear-Away Label – Say goodbye to scratchy nonsense and hello to smooth sass.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because this tee deserves more care than your last relationship:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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No bleach—save the drama for your dog’s squeaky toy
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Tumble dry medium (because patience is not a virtue you have)
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Iron medium heat if needed (or embrace the rumpled life)
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Do not dry clean (unless you’re feeling very extra)
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For the tiny-but-mighty treat hoarders.
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S – Fits you and your confidence (even if your dog ignores your commands).
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M – Balanced, reliable, and probably covered in fur.
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L – Enough room for both you and a backup lint roller.
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XL – Big on comfort, just like your love for your fur baby.
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2XL – For superior snack storage and ultimate snuggle capacity.
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3XL – Because more tee = more space for belly rub access.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with yoga pants, a messy bun, and the haunting knowledge that your dog’s hair is now part of your DNA. Also works well with coffee, sass, and low expectations of staying clean.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 16.22 17.24 18.23 19.76 21.26 22.76 Length, in 25.35 25.98 26.61 27.24 27.87 28.50 Sleeve length, in 6.81 7.05 7.28 7.52 7.76 7.99 -
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