Dog Mom Fur Life Port Authority® Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt (Embroidery)
$42.07 – $55.48
This wrinkle-resistant long sleeve button-up lets you roll into the office like you didn’t just bribe your dog with peanut butter to leave your pants alone. Featuring a chest pocket for essentials (read: treats) and fabric so smooth, coworkers will think you ironed (you didn’t). It’s the business shirt that says, “I’m responsible,” while quietly whispering, “I talk to my dog like a human.”
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Business casual dog mom, Canine-chic corporatewear, Dog fur fashionista, Embroidered tail-wag couture, Wrinkle-free workwear
Who says you can’t be office chic and dog-hair resilient at the same time? This Dog Mom Fur Life long sleeve shirt is what happens when “business casual” meets “I had to lint-roll myself in the car.” Featuring a button-down collar, a handy left chest pocket (great for stashing dog treats or passive-aggressive notes), and a wrinkle-resistant fabric that laughs in the face of laundry day. Perfect for work, errands, or pretending you’ve got it all together—even when your dog just ate your planner.
Key Features:
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55% Cotton / 45% Polyester: Like your ideal relationship—soft, strong, and wrinkle-free.
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Button-Down Collar: For when your neckline needs to say “I’m responsible,” even if your inbox says otherwise.
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Dyed-to-Match Buttons: Because color coordination is the hill we will die on.
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Left Chest Pocket: Holds pens, receipts, or emergency milk bones—depending on your life priorities.
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Box Back Pleat & Adjustable Cuffs: Moves with you—whether you’re reaching for coffee or catching a runaway chihuahua.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine bleach, as needed (don’t go wild)
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Tumble dry: low heat (because we care about your electric bill)
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat (for the overachievers)
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Do not dry clean (seriously, who has time for that?)
Size Guide:
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XS – Small Boss Energy: Slim fit, big impact
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S–M – Average Human Range: Enough room for moves, not marathons
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L–XL – Post-Holiday Fit: Roomy, comfy, snack-appropriate
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2XL–4XL – Dog Cuddles Welcome: Generous space for you and a 40 lb lap dog
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5XL–6XL – Ultimate Command Center: Because power and fluff need room to breathe
Pro Tip: Pair this button-up with your best poker face and a lint roller, and you’re ready to convince the world that dog slobber is an intentional accessory.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL Lenght, in 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 35.50 36.00 36.50 37.00 Width, in 20.00 21.50 23.00 24.50 26.00 27.50 29.50 31.50 33.50 35.50 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.75 34.50 35.25 36.00 36.75 37.50 38.25 39.00 39.50 40.00 Pocket width, in 4.75 4.75 5.00 5.00 5.00 5.00 5.00 5.25 5.25 5.25 Pocket height, in 5.25 5.25 5.50 5.50 5.50 5.50 5.50 5.75 5.75 5.75 Neck circumference, in 16.50 16.50 17.00 17.50 18.50 19.25 20.00 20.75 21.50 22.25 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -