Dog Mom Fur Life Organic Staple T-Shirt

Say goodbye to pesticides and hello to paw-sitive vibes. The Dog Mom Fur Life Organic Staple T-shirt is spun from 100% combed organic cotton—because your skin deserves the best, and so does Mother Earth. With a fit that says, “I do yoga… or at least I wear the shirt,” this tee is your new go-to whether you’re walking the dog or judging people at the dog park.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Organic Combed Cotton – Grown chemical-free, just like your love for dogs.

• Medium Fabric Weight (5.3 oz/yd²) – Not too heavy, not too breezy. Basically the Goldilocks of tees.

• Regular Fit – For a silhouette that flatters without feeling like a corset.

• Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam – Built for stretch, sass, and strength.

• Side Seams – Because we believe your shirt should have structure, unlike your last relationship.

• Double-Needled Everything – Durable enough to withstand dog hair, slobber, and emotional breakdowns.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30C or 90F)

• No bleach—this tee is too pure for that

• Tumble dry low, because shrinkage is tragic

• Do not iron, unless you’re into steam-based adventures

• Absolutely no dry cleaning—this tee doesn’t do fancy

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – “I steal hoodies from toddlers” Perfect for tiny humans, fairy godmothers, and people who still shop in the kids’ section for fun.

• S – “I do yoga…or at least own the mat” A snug but comfy fit for the dog mom who walks briskly through Target.

• M – “I woke up like this, and it’s fabulous” Ideal for looking casually flawless while pretending you didn’t just wipe dog slobber off your pants.

• L – “I lift my dog daily and call it arm day” Roomy enough to breathe, chic enough to judge from the couch.

• XL – “One with the couch, queen of the snacks” Because comfort is a lifestyle and snacks are a sport.

• 2XL – “I contain multitudes… and snacks” Relaxed, cozy, and ready to take on the world—or at least the dog park.

• 3XL – “I could start a cuddle cult and you’d join” A soft, roomy hug disguised as a shirt. The ultimate comfy zone.

💁‍♀️ Pro Tip: Pair it with judgmental sunglasses and your dog’s most fabulous leash. Bonus points if your dog has a matching tee. Double bonus if they wear it better than you.

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