Dog Mom Fur Life Fashion Hoodie (AOP)

Behold, the hoodie that screams, “Yes, I own a dog—and yes, we match outfits.” This unisex fashion-forward fleece isn’t just a hoodie; it’s your wearable love letter to your four-legged therapist. Made with a comfy cocktail of 75% polyester, 20% cotton, and 5% spandex, it offers cozy vibes that hug harder than your dog when you say “walk.” The all-over-print makes every inch of you a billboard for canine obsession—just don’t blame us when strangers start barking compliments your way.

Key Features:

• Double-Needle Topstitching: Stronger than your will to avoid puppy videos at work. Reinforced for long dog park rants.

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable like your dog’s emotions during bath time.

• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Perfect for hands, snacks, or the emergency tennis ball.

• 75% Polyester / 20% Cotton / 5% Spandex: Smooth, cozy, and flexible—just like your excuse for being late (again).

• Vivid All-Over Print: Because basic hoodies are for cat people.

Care Instructions:

• 🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• 🚫 Do not bleach (unless you want avant-garde tie-dye)
• 💨 Drip dry like a true drama queen
• 🧼 Iron on low heat (just like your passive-aggressive neighbor)
• 🙅‍♀️ Do not dry clean (we’re fancy, but not that fancy)

Size Guide:

• Small: Snug for the petite paw-rent or those who still believe in portion control.

• Medium: The “I’ll wear layers but still look put-together” size.

• Large: Roomy enough to house a snack stash or a guilty Chihuahua.

• XL: Great for full-on cuddle marathons and secret naps.

• 2XL: For those who like their hoodies like their love—oversized and unconditional.

Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with messy bun energy, a leash in one hand, and coffee in the other. Bonus points if your dog is also wearing something ridiculous. Matching hoodies? Iconic. Matching attitudes? Legendary. 🐾

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