Dog Mom Fur Life Adidas Unisex Performance Polo

Finally—a polo shirt for dog moms and dog dads who want to look like they’re on the PGA Tour while actually being on their third dog walk of the day. Crafted from 100% recycled polyester, this high-performance, high-sass polo says “I care about the planet, but I care more about my dog’s Instagram aesthetic.”

Built with UPF 50+ sun protection, a hydrophilic finish that drinks up your sweat faster than your Lab inhales dropped bacon, and featuring a contrast adidas® logo on the right sleeve so everyone knows you’re casually eco-fabulous.

This polo will get you through everything: golf, dog park gossip sessions, competitive treat-fetching, and the occasional surprise Zoom call. Embroidered on the left chest, your custom Dog Mom Fur Life design lets the world know where your real priorities lie (Spoiler: it’s not spreadsheets).

🐾 Key Features:

• 100% Recycled Polyester: Because your pup deserves a planet to poop on.

• Hydrophilic Finish: Fancy term for “won’t cling to your back sweat like a needy Chihuahua.”

• UPF 50+ Protection: You’ll burn fewer bridges and fewer skin cells.

• Ribbed Knit Collar & 3-Button Placket: Classic style, but make it “dog parent-chic.”

• Sewn-In Labels: Nothing flappy to distract your dog—or you.

• Embroidery on Left Chest: For those who believe in subtle flexes.

• Contrast adidas® Logo on Right Sleeve: Just enough branding to say “I brunch and I bench press.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because let’s face it, your laundry routine already revolves around muddy paw prints and mystery fur:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• No bleach—your dog has enough drama

• Tumble dry low (like your standards for dog-sitters)

• Do not iron (who has time?)

• No dry cleaning—this isn’t Wall Street

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – For humans who like their polos neat, trim, and ready for zoomies at a moment’s notice. Best suited for the fetch-fast and coffee-light crowd.

• Medium (M) – The “just right” fit. Not too snug, not too baggy. Ideal for dog parents who juggle work, walks, and the occasional bark-off at the dog park.

• Large (L) – Slightly roomier for freedom of movement and snacks. Great for tall humans or those with big dog energy (and possibly an actual big dog).

• Extra Large (XL) – For when you need comfort that says “I lift 50lb bags of kibble with grace” and sleeves that don’t judge your biceps.

• 2XL – Perfect for dog lovers who want a relaxed, breathable fit while herding both thoughts and Terriers.

• 3XL – Maximum space for maximum chill. Great for layering or simply lounging on the patio with a Great Dane and a glass of iced tea.

💡 Pro Tip: Want to look like you crushed 18 holes when all you did was chase your dog out of the neighbor’s koi pond? Pair this polo with sunglasses, khakis, and a confident “I meant to do that” attitude. Bonus points if you add a leash that matches your embroidery thread. 🐶

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