Best Dog Mom Ever Zip Hoodie of Glory Warmth and Questionable Life Choices

This zip-up fleece hoodie was born to snuggle you into submission and whisper sweet nothings like “yes you deserve another iced latte” while you pick dog hair off your breakfast. With a jersey-lined hood that feels like a cloud took up knitting and a zipper that actually works (we know that’s rare) this hoodie is the emotional support layer you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re speed-walking to avoid your neighbor or pretending to “work from home” this one’s got your back. Literally.

Key Features

• 80% cotton 20% polyester blend fleece – Soft enough to cuddle your dog better than your ex ever did

• Jersey-lined hood – Feels like a hug from a freshly bathed golden retriever

• Split stitch double-needle seams – Built tough like your ability to tolerate 6 a.m. zoomies

• Metal kissing zipper – It zips it smooches it slays

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband – Keeps the warmth in and the judgment out

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (like your heart when someone suggests you’re “just a little obsessed” with your dog)

• Non-chlorine bleach if your dog “helps” with the laundry

• Tumble dry low and resist the urge to hug it while it’s still warm

• Do not iron unless you’re showing off to a cat owner

• Do not dryclean this isn’t Downton Abbey

Size Guide (Imperial)

• S: Width 20” Length 27”

• M: Width 22” Length 28”

• L: Width 24” Length 29”

• XL: Width 26” Length 30”

• 2XL: Width 28” Length 31”

• 3XL: Width 30” Length 32”

Pro Tip: Wear this when you’re too tired to function but still need to look like the kind of person who “has it together” because you remembered to clip the leash to the right end of the dog this morning. Bravo.

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