Best Dog Mom Ever Zip Hoodie Because Buttons Are a Scam
Price range: $42.93 through $50.60
This hoodie zips up faster than your dog spots a squirrel. Made from a soft cotton-poly blend and featuring a matching zipper and drawcords (because you’re fancy like that), the Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Zip Hoodie is lightweight layerable and 100% judgment-free—unlike your dog when you’re five minutes late for dinner.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Best Dog Mom Hoodie, dog mom gift idea, funny dog apparel, lightweight dog mom sweatshirt, unisex zip hoodie
Let’s be honest—zippers are the VIPs of the hoodie world. The Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Jersey Full-Zip Hoodie is the perfect lightweight layer for those who want to stay warm without sweating like they just walked a 90-pound lab uphill. Made with a cozy cotton-poly blend and dyed-to-match zipper that screams “I have my life together” (even if your car still smells like Milk-Bones), this hoodie is soft stylish and dog hair–compatible.
Key Features:
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Cotton-poly dream team: 60% combed ring-spun cotton 40% polyester because compromise is beautiful.
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Zippered glory: Full-zip means you’re in charge of your climate and your vibe.
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Drawcords that actually match: A little detail with big “I know what I’m doing” energy.
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No scratchy nonsense: Tear-away tag for comfort because your dog’s judgment is enough.
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Stretchy cuffs that bounce back like your dog when you say “walk.”
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your iced coffee after one walk
- Tumble dry low unless you’re into crop tops
- Iron on medium heat but honestly who’s ironing hoodies
- No bleach unless it’s an emergency
- Avoid dry cleaning like you avoid clipping your dog’s nails
Size Guide (Imperial):
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (in) XS 19.00 25.50 34.25 S 20.00 26.50 35.00 M 21.00 27.50 35.75 L 22.50 28.50 36.50 XL 24.00 29.50 37.25 2XL 25.50 30.50 38.00 3XL 27.50 31.00 38.75 4XL 29.50 31.50 39.50 Pro Tip: This hoodie zips up fast which is perfect for when you hear your dog puking in the other room and you need to sprint like an Olympian.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.50 24.00 25.50 27.50 29.50 Length, in 25.50 26.50 27.50 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.00 31.50 Sleeve length, in 34.25 35.00 35.75 36.50 37.25 38.00 38.75 39.50 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
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