Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Workout Shorts – Bark and Slay Edition
$34.60
Whether you’re doing squats or sprinting after your off-leash overachiever, these “Best Dog Mom Ever” workout shorts have your buns (and reputation) covered. Made for movement and designed to handle everything from burpees to barking back at joggers who don’t say hi to your dog. Comfort meets chaos—and you look amazing doing it.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : activewear for dog moms, Best Dog Mom Ever, dog mom workout shorts, dog-themed gym shorts, Funny Dog Mom Apparel
You do squats so your dog can have a strong hooman. These “Best Dog Mom Ever” workout shorts were built for bending, flexing, and sprinting to stop your dog from eating something “mysterious” at the park again. With a lengthier cut and enough stretch to chase a squirrel and your fitness goals, they’re your new go-to for looking fly while sweating dog fur and glory.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Like your dog’s love, these shorts are durable, loyal, and built to survive chaos.
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Gusset Insert – For freedom of movement whether you’re lunging at the gym or leaping over puddles on walkies.
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Vibrant All-Over Print – Loud, proud, and impossible to miss—just like your dog’s bark at 3 a.m.
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Size & Care Printed Inside Waistband – No itchy tags, just smooth sass.
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Built for Activity – But also lounging dramatically while scrolling through dog videos.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), tumble dry low, do not bleach (it’s not a crime scene), do not iron (these shorts are already hot), and for the love of biscuits—no dry cleaning.
Size Guide (Imperial):
Size Waist Width (in) Hips Width (in) Inseam (in) XS 12.00 – 13.00 16.00 13.00 S 14.00 – 15.00 17.50 13.80 M 15.00 – 16.00 19.00 14.40 L 17.00 – 18.00 21.00 15.30 XL 18.00 – 19.00 22.50 17.40 Pro Tip: These babies double as bark-cation attire. Whether you’re sweating in the gym or power-walking to the treat aisle with your pup in tow, you’re guaranteed to be the most stylish snack-fetcher around.
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XS S M L XL Waist width, in 12.00 – 13.00 14.00 – 15.00 15.00 – 16.00 17.00 – 18.00 18.00 – 19.00 Hips width, in 16.00 17.50 19.00 21.00 22.50 Inseam length, in 13.00 13.80 14.40 15.30 17.40 -
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