Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Short Pajama Set – Lounge Like You Mean It

Why settle for just “Netflix and chill” when you can “Netflix, chill, and look like an off-duty celebrity dog whisperer”? This Best Dog Mom Ever short pajama set is what happens when comfort and sass throw a sleepover. Made with a silky-soft poly-spandex blend, it’s stretchy enough for dramatic bedtime yoga and relaxed enough for midnight snack marathons. No sleeve seams = no judgment zones.

Key Features:

• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex – Soft, smooth, stretchy… kind of like your dog’s favorite spot on the couch.

• Ribbed Collar – Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours after your dog wakes you up at 3 AM.

• Elastic Waistband – Flexible enough to accommodate second (or third) dessert.

• No Sleeve Seams – Because you’re too fabulous for unnecessary stitching.

• Sewn-In Label – No scratchy surprises – just pure pajama bliss.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), max 30C or 90F.
• Do not bleach (even if your dog bleaches your patience).
• Tumble dry? Hard pass.
• Iron low heat, only if you’re really trying.
• Do not dry clean – your pajamas deserve to chill too.

Size Guide:

All measurements in inches. Pajamas may be soft, but sizing is solid.

Top:

S: 24.4″ length, 19.85″ width
M: 24.8″ length, 21.05″ width
L: 25.3″ length, 22.2″ width
XL: 25.9″ length, 23.4″ width
2XL: 26.5″ length, 24.6″ width

Bottoms:

S: 11″ length, 15.75″ waist, 20.08″ hips
M: 11.4″ length, 16.3″ waist, 21.02″ hips
L: 11.8″ length, 16.89″ waist, 22.05″ hips
XL: 12.2″ length, 17.48″ waist, 23.43″ hips
2XL: 12.6″ length, 18.07″ waist, 25.08″ hips

Pro Tip: Pair this pajama set with a glass of wine, a dog on your lap, and a firm commitment to ignore all adult responsibilities until noon. Works best with messy buns and barking background noise.

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