Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Bike Shorts – For Chasing Tail (Literally)
$28.08
Leg day? More like dog chase day. These Best Dog Mom Ever bike shorts are the unsung hero of butt-lifting, squirrel-sprinting, mailman-dodging glory. With a stretchy mid-rise fit and above-the-knee sass, they say “I power walk through the chaos—and look fabulous doing it.” Bonus: they hold up better than your dog’s recall skills.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bike shorts, dog mom activewear, funny dog mom fashion, high stretch shorts, polyester spandex blend
Introducing the official uniform of chaotic canine cardio. These Best Dog Mom Ever bike shorts are made for the woman who’s been dragged across a sidewalk by a squirrel-obsessed golden retriever and lived to laugh about it. Whether you’re biking, walking, or sprinting after your off-leash “good boy,” these shorts are your stylish sidekick. They’re stretchy, sassy, and built to outlast even your dog’s zoomies.
KEY FEATURES:
• 88% Polyester, 12% Elastane – Because your shorts should be more flexible than your excuses for skipping leg day.
• Mid-Waist Fit – Holds you in without holding you back from jumping fences to retrieve runaway leashes.
• Above-the-Knee Cut – For peak aerodynamic efficiency (and showing off the results of those “treat-bribing squats”).
• All-Over Print – Loud and proud, just like your dog’s bark at 6 a.m.
• Seamless Side Panels – Because chafing is for amateurs.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold (like your patience during leash tangles)
• Do not bleach (your dog will do enough damage on their own)
• Tumble dry low (because you’ve got more important things to do)
• Do not iron (you’re not a Pinterest mom, and that’s okay)
• Definitely don’t dry clean (these shorts live in the real world)
SIZE GUIDE (Imperial):
Size Waist Width (in) Hip Width (in) Inseam (in) XS 24.75 26.00 9.00 S 25.75 27.25 9.25 M 27.00 28.25 10.00 L 28.25 29.25 10.25 XL 29.75 30.75 10.75 2XL 30.50 31.50 11.25
🐾 PRO TIP: Pair with a Best Dog Mom Ever racerback tank and an iced coffee clenched between your teeth for the ultimate hands-free dog-wrangling look. Stylish. Functional. Slightly feral.
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