Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Bike Shorts (AOP)
Price range: $28.08 through $30.08
These Best Dog Mom Ever biker shorts are built for speed, sass, and spontaneous squirrel chases. With a mid-rise fit and enough stretch to survive leg day, Zoomies™️, and awkward squats in public, they’re the official uniform of women who walk their dogs like it’s a competitive sport—and look fabulous doing it. Bonus: they wick sweat, not dignity.
Categories : Bottoms, Women’s Clothing
Tag : best dog mom shorts, biker shorts with print, dog lover activewear, funny dog mom clothes, women’s pet apparel
Are you a biking badass and a snack-dispensing dog mom? Meet the shorts that were basically tail-wagged into existence just for you. These mid-rise, above-the-knee stunners are designed for speed, sass, and sniffy sidekicks. Whether you’re pedaling like you stole something or power-walking to the fridge, these shorts are here to flex (literally).
Key Features
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88% polyester, 12% elastane
Built to survive leg day, laundry day, and spontaneous zoomies with your dog. -
All-over print
Because plain is for people who don’t talk to their dogs in full sentences. -
No side seams
Seamless fit, like your dog’s loyalty. -
Thin elastic waistband
Holds everything in place—except your dog’s attention at the park. -
Mid-rise, above-the-knee cut
Perfect for showing off those Best Dog Mom Ever thighs.
Care Instructions
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No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
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No ironing (leggings don’t do wrinkles)
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Line dry if you’re patient
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Hand wash if you care
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Cold machine wash if you’re realistic
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No bleach unless you want to ruin your day
Size Guide (Imperial)
Size Waist (in) Hips (in) Inseam (in) XS 24.75 26.00 9.00 S 25.75 27.25 9.25 M 27.00 28.25 10.00 L 28.25 29.25 10.25 XL 29.75 30.75 10.75 2XL 30.50 31.50 11.25
Pro Tip: These shorts go great with confidence, a messy bun, and a leash in your hand. Bonus points if you yell “let’s ride!” and your dog immediately jumps in the basket (or just runs in the opposite direction).
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XS S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 24.75 25.75 27.00 28.25 29.75 30.50 Hip width, in 26.00 27.25 28.25 29.25 30.75 31.50 Inseam length, in 9.00 9.25 10.00 10.25 10.75 11.25 -
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