Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Swim Shorts (AOP)
Price range: $33.30 through $35.40
Make a splash while showing off your top-tier dog mom status! These Best Dog Mom Ever unisex swim shorts are quick-drying, ridiculously comfy, and come with pockets big enough for treats (or your dignity after your dog belly flops into the pool). Perfect for beach days, pool hangs, and lakeside fetch tournaments.
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom swimwear, funny dog mom gift, pet lover summer style, quick dry beachwear, unisex swim shorts
Finally—swimwear that says, “Yes, I scoop poop in style.” These Best Dog Mom Ever unisex swim shorts are for anyone who’s ever packed dog treats in a beach bag or towel-dried a pup before themselves. Lightweight, fast-drying, and ready for splashy adventures, these shorts are built for the dog park, the pool, or that awkward moment when your Labrador jumps into a lake… and so do you.
Snug, stylish, and with just enough stretch to chase a runaway tennis ball (thrown by your dog, obviously), these shorts are your new summer MVP.
Key Features:
🌊 100% Quick-Dry Polyester – Because no one wants to feel soggy post-cannonball or post-doggy-paddle.
🎯 Adjustable Drawstring – For those post-lunch, “maybe one more corndog” moments.
🦴 Mesh Lining – Keeps things breezy and holds everything in place while you practice synchronized swimming with your poodle.
📦 Pockets – Finally, a spot for your dog whistle, lip balm, or soggy tennis ball.
☀️ Extra-Light Fabric – So light you’ll forget you’re wearing them… please don’t forget you’re wearing them.
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle—like how you speak to your dog when they roll in sand
• Tumble dry low or air dry like a majestic beach towel
• Do not iron—because why would you?
• Do not bleach—your dog doesn’t like the smell either
• Do not dry clean—save that for tuxedos and dog show ribbons
Size Guide (aka: shorts that fit better than your dog’s life jacket):
Size Waist Width (in) Length (in) S 15.35 – 17.72 16.93 M 15.75 – 18.11 17.32 L 16.54 – 19.29 17.72 XL 16.93 – 20.08 18.11 2XL 17.32 – 20.87 18.90 3XL 17.72 – 21.65 19.69 4XL 18.50 – 22.44 20.47
Pro Tip: If your dog tries to swim in them, just go ahead and buy another pair. You both deserve to look fabulous on pool day.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Waist width, in 15.35 – 17.72 15.75 – 18.11 16.54 – 19.29 16.93 – 20.08 17.32 – 20.87 17.72 – 21.65 18.50 – 22.44 Length, in 16.93 17.32 17.72 18.11 18.90 19.69 20.47 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
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