Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Stonewash Tank Top – For Biceps and Belly Rubs
$28.37
Sun’s out, puns out. The Best Dog Mom Ever Stonewash Tank is here to help you flex your muscles and your canine devotion. Made from pre-shrunk cotton with raw armhole edges and that vintage stonewash swagger, this tank says “Yes I lift—mostly treats and chew toys.” Perfect for beach days, gym reps, or just flexing your superior dog mom status in style.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover summer fashion, Dog Mom Tank, Funny Pet Apparel, sleeveless dog mom shirt, unisex stonewash tank
This isn’t just a tank top. It’s a lifestyle. The Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Stonewash Tank is the ultimate uniform for the alpha of the dog park. Whether you’re tossing tennis balls like a champ or just trying to survive your daily zoomie ambush, this tank has your back (literally). With a stonewashed finish that screams “cool without trying,” and raw armholes that say “I totally lift (snacks),” it’s made for every dog-loving legend with a sense of humor and a soft spot for soft fabric.
Key Features:
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100% Pre-shrunk Combed Cotton: So you don’t have to play laundry roulette.
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Stonewashed Finish: Gives you that effortlessly rugged “I hike with my dog” look—whether you do or not.
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Raw Armhole Edges: Just edgy enough to let everyone know your pup runs your schedule.
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Ribbed Collar: Stretches for easy on/off even during emergency treat alerts.
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Double Needle Bottom Hem: For durability when life (or your dog) pulls at loose threads.
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Regular Fit: Because you like your tanks like you like your dogs—loyal and relaxed.
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Sewn-in Label: No scratchy tag drama here, just smooth sailing and tail wagging.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (preferably after your dog uses it as a nap mat)
- Tumble dry low like a chill dog mom
- Iron low if needed (but let’s be real, you’re busy)
- Do not bleach, unless your dog made that big of a mess
- Do not dry clean—this tank isn’t high-maintenance, and neither are you
Size Guide (Imperial):
Measurements refer to product dimensions (not your dog’s harness size)
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XS – Width: 17.72″ / Length: 27.17″
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S – Width: 18.90″ / Length: 28.35″
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M – Width: 20.08″ / Length: 29.53″
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L – Width: 21.26″ / Length: 30.71″
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XL – Width: 22.44″ / Length: 31.89″
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2XL – Width: 23.62″ / Length: 33.07″
Pro Tip: Planning to wear it to the dog park? Add a treat pouch and sunglasses for maximum authority. And grab two—your dog’s gonna shed all over the first one before your coffee’s even kicked in.
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