Best Dog Mom Ever™ Unisex Heavy Faded Tee – For Those Who Love Dogs and Drama-Free Outfits

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear perfectly faded tees and carry poop bags in every pocket. The Best Dog Mom Ever™ Unisex Heavy Faded Tee is your new go-to when you want to channel “I adopted my dog and also impeccable taste.” Made from heavyweight 100% carded cotton and garment-dyed for that artfully worn-in, “I woke up like this” look, this tee is basically a vintage treasure with modern-day sass. Oversized, boxy, and soft enough to nap in (and we know you will nap in it), it’s the perfect way to let the world know you’re raising a four-legged legend.

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Carded Cotton: Because only the best for your torso—and your dog’s shed fur collection.

• Heavyweight Fabric (7.1 oz/yd²): Like a bear hug in t-shirt form.

• Boxy, Oversized Fit: For comfort, confidence, and concealing those snack-related choices.

• Dropped Shoulders: Fashion says, “relaxed,” your dog says, “carry me.”

• Garment-Dyed Finish: No two are alike, just like your wildly unique canine child.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Strong enough to survive tug-of-war and surprise zoomies.

• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy neck tags are the enemy of inner peace.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart, max 30C/90F)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary

• Tumble dry low, or just hang it on your treadmill

• Iron low, only if you’re feeling fancy

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t a ballgown, Brenda)

📏 Size Guide (inches):

Note: These shirts are dyed after sewing, so some fading and hue variation may occur. Translation: your shirt is basically a unicorn.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with messy buns, muddy paw prints, and a judgmental side-eye for strangers who don’t greet your dog first. Works great as a conversation starter, dog park power move, or when you want to look effortlessly cool while apologizing for your dog’s behavior.

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