Key Features:
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Top Material: 100% polyester (6.78 oz/yd²) – because the top half of you deserves full support
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Bottom Material: 100% polyester mesh (4.87 oz/yd²) – for breezy moves and sideline sass
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Moisture-Wicking Fabric: Keeps you cooler than a frozen peanut butter Kong
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Unisex Fit: Perfect for dog moms, dads, and anyone living that pet-parent MVP life
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Black Ribbed Collar: Adds “serious athlete” energy (even if your sport is dog wrangling)
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All-Over Print: Because you weren’t born to blend in—especially not with dog fur on your shirt
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Sewn-In Labels: Because tags are just itchy nonsense, and you’ve earned better
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Color-Matched Thread: Details matter, even when you’re covered in slobber
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash warm (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach (your dog already lightens the mood)
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat only
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Do not tumble dry (because shrinkage is not a vibe)
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Drip dry like you just finished a game-winning touchdown
Size Guide (Imperial):
All measurements refer to product dimensions, not how many cookies you can fit in the pocket (but hey, respect).
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
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XS | 21.06 | 27.99 | 8.43 |
S | 22.01 | 28.98 | 8.74 |
M | 22.99 | 30.00 | 9.25 |
L | 23.98 | 30.98 | 9.49 |
XL | 25.00 | 31.97 | 9.80 |
2XL | 25.98 | 32.99 | 10.24 |
3XL | 26.97 | 33.98 | 10.47 |
4XL | 27.99 | 35.00 | 10.98 |
Pro Tip: Pair this jersey with your favorite joggers, a messy bun, and that “my dog’s the real MVP” energy. Just don’t be surprised if strangers try to draft you into their fantasy dog mom league. 🐾🏈
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XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 21.06 | 22.01 | 22.99 | 23.98 | 25.00 | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 | 32.99 | 33.98 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.43 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.80 | 10.24 | 10.47 | 10.98 |