Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex College Hoodie – Because Ivy League Has Nothing on Fur Babies

Key Features:

• 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Soft enough to nap in, sturdy enough to survive a surprise mud bath.

• Loose Fit: For maximum snack stashing and spontaneous belly rubs (yours or the dog’s).

• Kangaroo Pocket: AKA the treat vault. Or phone pocket. Or cold-hand sanctuary.

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for all hairstyles, including messy buns and bedhead from cuddling your canine.

• Side Seams: Because structural integrity isn’t just for dog houses.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your dog’s stare when you say “no more snacks”)

• Tumble dry low (like your standards since you got a dog)

• No bleach (duh)

• Low heat iron only (unless you’re into warped logos)

• Do not dry clean (your hoodie likes it casual)

Size Guide (Imperial):

• XS: 19.29” W x 25.20” L

• S: 20.08” W x 26.38” L

• M: 22.05” W x 27.56” L

• L: 24.02” W x 28.74” L

• XL: 25.59” W x 29.92” L

• 2XL–5XL: For when you and your dog both need room to sprawl

Pro Tip: This hoodie pairs perfectly with dog hair, couch naps, and judgmental glances from people who “just don’t get the whole fur baby thing.” Rock it proudly—your dog already thinks you’re valedictorian. 🐶🎓