Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Basketball Jersey (AOP)

Being a dog mom isn’t just a title—it’s a full-time, high-intensity sport. From dodging slobbery kisses to outmaneuvering a leash tangle, you’re always in the game. That’s why you need a jersey that keeps up with your MVP lifestyle.

Made from 100% recycled moisture-wicking polyester, this lightweight, breathable jersey is built for sweaty games of fetch, intense treat negotiations, and high-speed zoomie defense. Whether you’re shooting hoops or just trying to get your dog to drop the ball for once, this jersey will keep you cool, comfortable, and ready for action.

Key Features:

🐶 Moisture-Wicking Fabric – Because dog moms don’t sweat, they glisten (especially after a chaotic park visit).

🐶 Side Slits for Mobility – Designed for quick pivots, sprinting after escape artist pups, and dramatic dodge-the-drool maneuvers.

🐶 Lightweight Polyester – Breathable and quick-drying, because dogs don’t believe in “off days.”

🐶 Ribbed Collar & Armholes – For added durability—because your pup will tug on it at some point.

🐶 All-Day Comfort – Perfect for dog park MVPs, casual strolls, and pretending to be an athlete when really, you’re just refereeing a game of tug-of-war.

Care Instructions:

🐾 No Dry Cleaning: Your pup barely lets you leave the house alone anyway.
🐾 Iron, Steam, or Dry on Low Heat: Because wrinkles don’t count when you have a dog.
🐾 Drip Dry: Ideal for when your pup knocks over the laundry basket again.
🐾 No Bleach: Not even the best cleaner can remove dog hair, so why bother?
🐾 Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out: Protect the design, because you’re repping your title with pride.

Size Guide:

🐶 XS – For the dog mom who can still squeeze onto a small corner of the couch.
🐶 S – Perfect for agility drills… or casually dodging your dog’s surprise jumps.
🐶 M – Enough room for comfort, but still fitted enough to show you mean business.
🐶 L – Ideal for running errands and looking sporty without actually playing sports.
🐶 XL – Great for extra flexibility—whether you’re playing fetch or napping immediately after.
🐶 2XL – The perfect fit for dog moms who take snack breaks very seriously.
🐶 3XL – Maximum comfort level unlocked—wear this, and you may never take it off.
🐶 4XL – For the ultimate dog mom champion. We see you, and we respect you.

Pro Tip: Buy two—one for playing hard, and one for when your dog claims the first as their new favorite cuddle blanket. 🏀🐾💖

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